it shouldn't matter how long he lasts. a lot of guys can't last for 10 seconds

It does matter how long a guy lasts . . .

today I said the same thing as the guy below me did. but I got thumbed down. FML

34 - it's sexism. Don't worry

You're not a female, so how would you know if it's "always painful?"

Look on the bright side, OP, at least he was able to get it up. There's nothing more disappointing than getting ready to have sex for the first and find out that his dick is limper than a 3 month old banana.... Not that Im speaking from experience or anything...

I'm not making it a sexist issue, you are.

40- you say she's experience? It states in the FML itself that she lost her virginity......

71, you say 40 says she was experienced. It says in the comment "it sounds like your experienced"......

I bet it was the best 2 seconds of your life! You'll probably be one of those girls cursed with never having an ****** cuz you insult a fantastic 2 seconds.

92 - it said 2 minutes , not 2 seconds, dumbass

Yeah, because every virgin has never masturbated before and there's absolutely no possibility of them having use a vibrator before. Smh.

That was directed @49 btw

That's what I was pointing out. . There are many different factors.

49- its been proven thag stretching before does not as much as people think. Stretching after helps more.

111- hold on he has to flex his abs more and get the right lighting before he answers

Euhm, 40, I am a girl, I have lost my virginity and...it didn't hurt. Not even a single bit. And I know a shitload of other girls who hadn't had pain during their first time. It's true, many girls have a very painful first time, but there is no reason to generalize. I had to laugh when I read what her boyfriend said. I've said the same thing to my boyfriend, even a couple of times. He trusts you, OP, just give him some time. Oh, and don't forget to tell him that you would prefer the sex to last longer, maybe he forgot to hold it up because it was also his first time. Don't be afraid to communicate. (ps, to everyone that says that a guy is unable to last more than 10 minutes during his first time, to everyone that is thumbed down because they said they could last more than 20 or even 45 minutes: my boyfriend could last for two hours and a half during our first time. Oh, and he didn't have 'minor amounts of alcohol, cockrings, desensitizing condoms or a Pre-Sex wank'. Feel free to thumb this comment down if this fact is too unbearable to look at.)

163, I thumbed you down for giving a boring life story and acting like you are some sort of authority on the subject, not because it upsets me your boyfriend can last a while.

My first time felt amazing and didn't hurt at all because my hymen had already broken the first time I was fingered. Like the OP, I also wish the guy lasted longer than 2 minutes my first time.

She could be my wife :D That good? Best 30 seconds of my life! ;)

31 - That night was magical. Straight out of one of those Cinemax after hours movies.

Is it bad I last for an hour and a half? O.O

No, it's just bad that you can't tell time.

I love how people think im joking -.- ehh what ever I know I can and I know I can give one hell of a good time.

That skinny, long, red hand that moves fast is the hour hand, right?

56: Even if you're telling the truth, which I really doubt you are, you're still a douche for trying to brag about it to us.

Enonymous, we are done! You aren't allowed to **** the troll, then come crawling back to me, expecting me to touch your penis that you've affectionately named "Mr. Butters"! You bastard, how could you do this to me!?! After all the promiscuous encounters we've shared on the cereal isle at Walmart, or the passionate sessions of love we've made in the back of police vans, because, let's be honest, we were a little too drunk and compared penis sizes with that one 8 year old...

(Stands outside Keyman's house all night holding up a boombox over his head playing "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel)

Yah keep laughing, but I legit know some guys that the first time lasted 10 seconds (so he says, probably more like 3). I can't speak from experience... but don't expect guy to last very long, especially if they are young because they might actually last 20-30 seconds.

133 - I do too when I white knuckle wrestle the baby worm

You sumbitch... I love you, I can't let you go!!!

133- I'm guessing you can't speak from experience because you've only been pounded in the rectum from behind, by a man who prefers to go by 'Sally', and you cried the entire time. A little too accurate? That's probably because I AM THAT SALLY.

I can't quit you

Your comment just made my dick queef. I need to stop taking my little sister's Ritalin...

Yeah haha 2 minutes is a long time for his first

Ur retarded

Agreed.

....disagreed? 0_o

do you ever say anything besides " That sucks"? just wondering

#115 THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS THAT SUCKS SUCKS THAT SUCKS

Obviously not... She is too dumb

Dumbass

118- A little creativity and ingenuity goes a long way.

Lol at the maturity levels. C'mon. My 8 year old cousin would comment like that. Be a little more mature please? *smh* >.>

my first time last over 20 minutes

Hahaha yeah it's new at first but guys never get tired of it :p lol

35- that's longer than a lot of **** movies

Lol I lasted 45 mins my first time... Tip: to go in hot with a loaded gun!!

Why is everybody thumbing down 35 and 103? It's not impossible.

It's because nobody cares about how long they lasted in the backseat of a Prius, awkwardly fumbling and smashing against the cup holder.

I'm pretty sure you're actually a virgin -_-

That could mean you have delayed ejaculation from masturbating too much. Good work.

Tell me, oh mystical and knowledgable one, how you divined that the OP was still in school?

My phone doesn't display sex, age, or location, so kindly calm down. Oh btw it was sarcasm, y'know like a joke. Just saying..

27- People are stupid and misinterpreted your obviously sarcastic comment.

27, Cause everyone that has sex in high school is getting STDs by the thousands, dropping out and popping out babies left and right. Sure, that could happen, but it hasn't much to do with "losing their virginity" in HS.

It's in Texas. I'm in Texas. Chances are, she's right about the OP being in highschool.

Just saying , please stop making comments there pretty annoying

Shut up plz

What if you list your virginity in middle school?

Btw your an ugly couple, just sayin

Bitter?

...do you wanna talk about it?

Yeah, because slapping him around is definitely going to help him keep control...