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actually the best weapon are words if he someone how gets a conversation or a slight confusion with the mugger it would be the perfect time to take the knife. seriously if you watch Doctor Who you'd agree
Im sorry but Doctor Who isn't exactly the most realistic show
okay well again back to the actual point, talking may actually saved their lifes
Maybe that's why the girl got a 'I'm a girl' shirt!
19 : A man with a knife? Who said it was a man... Obviously the gender was in question here.
so, what gender was the mugger?
Wouldn't have helped much in Cleveland honestly.
#63- I'm American and don't own a gun.
Nah, confusing these people can work. But it might be better to say something less stupid.
OP needs to follow up
How old was your brother?
Your brother is a genius! Trying to distract the knife yielding maniac with a gender identity crisis-inducing question! You are lucky to be alive to write this....
Whatever his/her gender, he/she is now your brother's bitch.
So then they could pull out their wallet for identification so you could then rob THEM. Your brother is a genius!
The mugger fell to the ground crying and then went home and ordered a shirt that says "I am a girl" so future mugging victims don't hurt her feelings.
She bought some Midol and they lived happily ever after.
I guess you could say that comment from your brother further...enGENDERED a bad situation.
I know. I apologise.
Or piss on the person with the knife.
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Your brother is a genius! Trying to distract the knife yielding maniac with a gender identity crisis-inducing question! You are lucky to be alive to write this....
Your brother needs to learn to keep his mouth shut...