By Anonymous - 29/3/2014 02:00 - United States - Kent
Today, I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunch, my brother and I started walking back to my car. Halfway there, we were jumped, threatened with a knife, and yelled at to hand over our money. The only thing my brother could do was ask our mugger, "Uh, what gender are you?" FML
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By  Vidrill  |  22

Your brother is a genius! Trying to distract the knife yielding maniac with a gender identity crisis-inducing question! You are lucky to be alive to write this....

By  arandomusernameaa  |  20

Your brother needs to learn to keep his mouth shut...

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By  arandomusernameaa  |  20

Your brother needs to learn to keep his mouth shut...

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  extrasnipes  |  22

actually the best weapon are words if he someone how gets a conversation or a slight confusion with the mugger it would be the perfect time to take the knife. seriously if you watch Doctor Who you'd agree

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  arandomusernameaa  |  20

Insulting a man with a knife isn't very intelligent...

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  JMichael  |  25

11- first off anyone who'd use situations from a TV show in real life is bound to fuck it up and get themselves killed, but talking can be helpful in a situation like OPs if you don't insult the person mugging you.

By  Vidrill  |  22

Your brother is a genius! Trying to distract the knife yielding maniac with a gender identity crisis-inducing question! You are lucky to be alive to write this....

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  junkman6  |  22

The mugger fell to the ground crying and then went home and ordered a shirt that says "I am a girl" so future mugging victims don't hurt her feelings.