Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML
Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Today, my grandfather found my diary laying in the living room, and for some reason thought it was an interesting reading material. Oh well, he found out that I'm a lesbian, then panicked and basically outed me to my entire family. I really hope they have reservations in Hell. FML
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML
Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
Today, I found out that my husband read my journal behind my back when he got mad over something I'd written in it. This is the same journal that my therapist told me to keep, to help me get past my trust issues. FML
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Top comments
ruff1298 7
Well, this only proves that you're right. FYL and good luck alienating your dad from his snooping, OP.
emilexd 0
your father is a f*cking dick, how could he do something like that without feeling that it's wrong at all
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Comments (107)
ruff1298 7
Well, this only proves that you're right. FYL and good luck alienating your dad from his snooping, OP.
kaylabeanx 1
What a bitchy move. But why were most of your entries about you're dad?? I sense a hermit FYL
gutzzzz 0
haha yeah, thank him for proving your point and buy a lock for your door :p I don't understand why people are so nosey
Ms_Jessie22 8
That sucks! Guess he didn't get the hint huh?
rawrcupcakesz 0
OP you should of put detail about you having sex and I bet he will never touch that again.
jassporah 0
You already knew he wouldn't respect your privacy, so why wouldn't you find a better place to keep your diary or do the livejournal/Xanga/tumblr thing ? Unless ofcourse he keeps tabs of what you do online as well.
Nylecroc 0
Gutz I don't think a simple door lock will do much
TheGuyPersonDude 0
you should keep a faux diary so when he finds it and opens it there are big red letters that say "PHYC!!!"
gutzzzz 0
sure it would, if they were the only one with a key :p AFP = single greatest advancement of mankind...
Maelific 0
AFP?
pseudolife 4
I agree with #1. OP FYL for having a snooping father.
LilAfo 4
AFP - anti-flood-protection :)
LoganBballin16 0
that dads a duche!!
TheOriginalKyrs 0
31- grammar fail.
TheOriginalKyrs 0
I mean 27 my bad *fails herself*
seanreddog 4
no 27 wasn't a fail it was win combo of faux = fake and psych! which makes phyc! pronounced fike!
TheOriginalKyrs 0
bahaha, okay you win :)
rawrcupcakesz 0
Sean what happen to your pussy pictures I love those pictures. But you look cute.
chrissycrunk 1
lmaooo at your dad xD I think the diary thing is funny, but I wouldn't care I have no real secrets from my parents, they know I drink, sleep around and stuff. sooo there is nothing to hide :) but you gotta be stupid keeping a diary knowing your dad doesn't respect your privacy teeheee
chrissycrunk 1
rawecupcakezz do you like know everyone on fml?? ahaha nearly every post you comment on turns into a 3 page convosation xD
rawrcupcakesz 0
49- mostly some people. and today is your lucky day lol. hello, i am Rose. there you now know me and I can know you lol.
chrissycrunk 1
lol hi, I am chrissy if you didn't already guess and I like my hair being colours xD
rawrcupcakesz 0
I love your hair. can I keep it? you can thread Jack on the first fml. if you like lol
TokioxxHotel 0
kickass hair, 48. XD I'm gettin coon stripes put back in mine soon. OP, hide your diary better, or don't have one at all.
ducky570773 14
because it's a diary!! a diary is a place where you can privately (as long as you don't have snooping family members) express your feelings. As for her dad he an absolut asshole for doing that. he should really respect her privacy. she should get his *ahem* " magazines" and burn them cuz that would REALLY teach 'em!!!!!
christa953 12
27 lol that's a good idea
_Legion 0
If he's that nosy don't keep a physical diary. Make a private account on livejournal, or something.
iBiteRoses 22
What is PHYC?
89jessica 0
wow that sucks
chrissycrunk 1
that's what he said xD
Dopeyrox 0
Win! ^^
Phil_McCracken 0
that sucks!
Thabb 0
YDI for having a diary. Who writes in a book no one can read except yourself?
IchBeinEinTier 0
um....a lot of people....
blo0_starZz 0
Not me. I find diaries irritating cause I'm writing what I already know. Plus, I only write if something bad/sad happened which gets me mad/sad again. Which is annoying-.-
super3286 14
don't they have locks but your dad is funny
itskait 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for keeping a diary, people who keep diaries are in for it, sorry.
ruff1298 7
No, they aren't. Daughters are not responsible for their Fathers' Bad Habit of being too Nosy for everyone's good.
nameman 0
Get your dad back write something about some kinda surprise party for your mom or something and bait him into reading it. just make sure what you write doesn't backfire.
cono1717 0
Oh the irony
kybabyy 4
Oh my word, thats
kybabyy 4
so wrong. Stupid iPod touch =|
pariah13 0
father of the year.
samantha_durano 6
your hair blends with the wall:D thats so amazing.
chrissycrunk 1
lol, what she just said xD
juddy5 0
u should have wrote in it about catching your mom having an affair that would have fixed the nosy prick
monner123 3
If she wrote about this, that wouldn't stop him from being nosey. Just probably end her parents' marriage