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By "missnettymarie" - 12/05/2017 16:42 - Canada - Westerose
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By Furzball - 27/05/2016 06:19 - United States - Wildomar
Hey OP here. So yeah, I do agree it was a lazy stupid decision to go over that turd. Lesson definitely learned. As to YLS and YDI I think it's funny the two are running almost even. Although I mostly figured I'd share with you all for the grossout laugh.
By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines
By jobless - 07/02/2010 06:12 - United States
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By Anonymous - 22/03/2012 20:17 - United States - Fresno
By hakura madada - 22/06/2012 19:41 - Japan - Tokyo
By lala456 - 30/12/2009 04:02 - United States
By sadCowboysfan - 07/12/2016 16:37
Hi all, OP here, I actually got kinda lucky since my bf, who was going to the gym later, brought the flip flops that he wears in the school shower and he gave me those. So I didn't have to go the whole day totally barefoot but it was still kinda cold. On the bright side, this experience forced me to get over my dislike of wearing sandals/flip flops in public so that's good. Anyway, thanks for the suggestions and funny comments!
By lifeofamusicteacher - 08/12/2016 01:22 - Hong Kong
By obsessed - 27/11/2009 05:12 - United States
By educatedreptile - 09/12/2016 16:21 - Canada - Yorkton
By Earl_KarmasBitch - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - China - Kunming
OP here. I wasn't expecting this to get published. The longer version of the story is that with a couple of friends I decided to go on a hike through Tiger Leaping Gorge on the banks of the Yangtze River. One of the big problems with the hike is the altitude. Much of the hike is at around 2km above sea level. Basically, after around 4 hours of hiking almost continuously uphill I was pretty tired. One friend was also tired and took an offer to get a donkey ride to the top of the 28 bends (the most notoriously difficult part of the whole 2-day hike). The woman who owned the donkey wasn't actually that old, probably early 50's (I'm 40ish) and works taking travellers to the top of the bends. I was tempted to also get a donkey but elected to instead give my backpack to my friend on the donkey and try to race him up the slope on foot. The two of us actually hiking the bends set off while the woman who owned the donkey saddled it. I actually felt pretty good that it was only at the 16th bend that she managed to catch up with us. That was until I noticed that she'd decided that my bag was too heavy for the donkey and she was carrying it herself! But in the end I did complete the entire hike. Got some amazing photos and really enjoyed myself. Probably got a bit fitter too.
By Username - 05/08/2011 14:05 - United States
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Hey OP here. Thanks for all the comments. They seriously made me laugh my ass off haha. The guy was/is actually a really great person and is very kindhearted. They tattoos are in no way an accurate representation of his character. When I made this post I was admitedly feeling all butt hurt and rejected so I guess I decided to be a dirt bag and post about it on social media. In all reality it wasn't that big of a deal and I have definitely since moved on.