By EggyBum - United States

To make an omelette

Today, I was putting groceries into my car, and I put the eggs on the driver's seat while I arranged my other bags. I was frustrated because the dome light was acting up, which drives me crazy. Once I got everything in, I crankily plopped into the car. I had never moved the eggs off my seat. FML
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By  r0ck_this  |  0

this was funny because i can see myself doing this. i also think it;s funny that everyone is being so my-shit-dont-stink like they have never had a moment like this before in their life. makes you wonder what they think when a moment like this actually DOES occur .... they probably blame it on someone else. at least we can laugh at our mistakes after accepting them as our own, haha. (:

By  lilbyrd43  |  0

Oooooooh noooooooo!!!! Not the eggs!!!! How will you ever move on in life, know that you smashed the last eggs in the universe!! FYL OP! FYL to the fullest extent

  lexie206  |  0

"in a short story each visitor shares an anecdote about a terrible event that ruined his or her day." - I got this from the summary of the app in the app store on my phone, so technically FMLs are supposed to be about those little things that ruin your day not those big things that ruin your life.

  Intoxicunt  |  5

#10, please shut your egg hole.
Are you just some sick fuck who thinks it's only an FML if something grotesque and horrific happens and who actually wants to hear that stuff? I mean, would you prefer it said, "...I never moved my newborn from the seat. He's not breathing. FML"???

In summary, stop your bitching.