By random0605 - 29/09/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML
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cookies61889 15

None of their business

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Buttsexpirate 9

"No it's for that loose mouth of yours sir."

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cookies61889 15

None of their business

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rawrkittyrawr 6

Exactly, or you could've said " it's for this walmart clerk I know I hear bad things are going to happen to him because he asks to many questions"

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enonymous 8

Should have bought more bacon strips...

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zuzupetalsYO 11

Or you could just have just said yes and moved on.

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imustbeinsane 2

35- howd you get rid of them? Walmart cream? I have some oddly placed ones

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Toasty283 8

How coincidental. I work at wal mart as a cashier... Now I know you don't have a wife

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anyagrande 31

This is very true. Also, guys having stretch marks isn't a bad thing, my boyfriend has them on the sides of his back, i don't find them bad at all i actually like them bc they're part of him and i love them just as much as i love the rest of him. Don't worry too much about them OP, most people have them :)

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Ugi 26

What business is it of his? You're hardly likely to overdose of stretch-mark cream. Edit - beaten to it by Cookies - but great minds and all that!

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Buttsexpirate 9

"No it's for that loose mouth of yours sir."

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kickazz16 15

Or, "is that your ******* business or mine? I could be buying it to use as lube bitch." :)

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lmfao_shame 9

eww you psycho chill out.

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dreamering 16

You wish that your wife has stretch marks? Am I missing something here?

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ronton 4

Pretty sure he realized that, he was pointing out where OP's logic was flawed... Idiot...

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dreamering 16

Shazza, avoid reading FML comments while you're constipated.

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Jf770 10

A ton of woman AND men have stretch marks. Puberty usually causes it, I don't see anything to be ashamed of.

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Kyzahhh 7

"no it's for the lips of the women I pick up at bars after they spend the night with me"

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Joshoa123 16

Your response should have been "would you like to borrow some?"

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ikickgingers 15

Solution.... Stop shopping at walmart. Your welcome.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Sorry, my family shops there due to hard times. Most of the pop. of the US cant just stop shopping there and go to target, wally world's cheap.

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ikickgingers 15

I was just being a dick. :) Woke up wanting to hit things. Stretch marks are insanely common in men and women. I'm barely 110lbs and I have a couple. I personally would hit up a Pharmacy if I was op, less embarrassing than having crap ass walmart employees trying to get in his personal life.

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perdix 29

From one dick to another, it's "you're welcome." I guess when you wake up craving a bit of the ultraviolence, the grammar part of your brain gets to hit the snooze button. To your other point, you are not being a snob for suggesting that you shop for personal items at a place where the staff has professional discretion. It's sad that so many are forced to reveal private secrets just to save a few pennies.

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ikickgingers 15

I won't blame iPhone, I saw it. I can't edit from my app... Corrected by perdix - my life is now complete :D

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rexgar2000 10

29 is right. as much as I hate to say it, I shop at walmart but I avoided so much I try not to go at all unless is really necessary. it's always crowded and full of ignorant people.

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mishkaroni 15

But if people stopped shopping at walmart, we wouldn't have the educational site peopleofwalmart.com!

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ikickgingers 15

What is this peopleofwalmart??!?!?!???!!!?

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ikickgingers 15

Thank you for stating the obvious :)

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Sonic_boomerang 5

You could've said yes...

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

My exact thoughts, it's not like the cashier had to know it was for him. Should've just said your wife had a baby recently OP :

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Inspired22 11

It blows my mind that the clerk had the nerve to ask you that. I can't believe you even answered!

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ronton 4

To be fair, you COULD have said yes... Just sayin...

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