None of their business

Exactly, or you could've said " it's for this walmart clerk I know I hear bad things are going to happen to him because he asks to many questions"

Should have bought more bacon strips...

And that's why my friend, we have the ability to lie. I'd rather have stretch-marks than work at walmart anyway so don't feel too bad.

Or you could just have just said yes and moved on.

35- howd you get rid of them? Walmart cream? I have some oddly placed ones

How coincidental. I work at wal mart as a cashier... Now I know you don't have a wife

This is very true. Also, guys having stretch marks isn't a bad thing, my boyfriend has them on the sides of his back, i don't find them bad at all i actually like them bc they're part of him and i love them just as much as i love the rest of him. Don't worry too much about them OP, most people have them :)

What business is it of his? You're hardly likely to overdose of stretch-mark cream.

Edit - beaten to it by Cookies - but great minds and all that!

I agree (:

"No it's for that loose mouth of yours sir."

Or, "is that your fucking business or mine? I could be buying it to use as lube bitch." :)

eww you psycho chill out.

You wish that your wife has stretch marks?
Am I missing something here?

He means that it was for him idiot..,

Pretty sure he realized that, he was pointing out where OP's logic was flawed... Idiot...

Shazza, avoid reading FML comments while you're constipated.

A ton of woman AND men have stretch marks. Puberty usually causes it, I don't see anything to be ashamed of.

"no it's for the lips of the women I pick up at bars after they spend the night with me"

Hahaha! Nice!

Your response should have been "would you like to borrow some?"

Solution.... Stop shopping at walmart.


Your welcome.

Sorry, my family shops there due to hard times. Most of the pop. of the US cant just stop shopping there and go to target, wally world's cheap.

I was just being a dick. :)

Woke up wanting to hit things.

Stretch marks are insanely common in men and women. I'm barely 110lbs and I have a couple. I personally would hit up a Pharmacy if I was op, less embarrassing than having crap ass walmart employees trying to get in his personal life.

From one dick to another, it's "you're welcome." I guess when you wake up craving a bit of the ultraviolence, the grammar part of your brain gets to hit the snooze button.

To your other point, you are not being a snob for suggesting that you shop for personal items at a place where the staff has professional discretion. It's sad that so many are forced to reveal private secrets just to save a few pennies.

I won't blame iPhone, I saw it. I can't edit from my app...

Corrected by perdix - my life is now complete :D

29 is right. as much as I hate to say it, I shop at walmart but I avoided so much I try not to go at all unless is really necessary. it's always crowded and full of ignorant people.

But if people stopped shopping at walmart, we wouldn't have the educational site peopleofwalmart.com!

What is this peopleofwalmart??!?!?!???!!!?

dumbass.^

Thank you for stating the obvious :)

You could've said yes...

My exact thoughts, it's not like the cashier had to know it was for him. Should've just said your wife had a baby recently OP :

It blows my mind that the clerk had the nerve to ask you that. I can't believe you even answered!

To be fair, you COULD have said yes... Just sayin...