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By Noname - 24/02/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number, "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue." He told me, "Yeah, sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away, I read his note, which read: "911". FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 302
You deserved it 50 346

Same thing different taste

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holynemesis1208 3

HAHA...funny guy xP And #2, maybe he wasn't fighting a fire at the time haha...what's wrong with liking a fireman? A young, muscular guy who also happens to save lives...yeah, she MUST be desperate.

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holynemesis1208 3

He could have also written "#1" on the paper.

brodizzle 0

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I find it ironic you are talking about fireman and you have a Pyro icon.

What's wrong with firemen? I heard they were highly desirable being Heroes and all.

HAHA...funny guy xP And #2, maybe he wasn't fighting a fire at the time haha...what's wrong with liking a fireman? A young, muscular guy who also happens to save lives...yeah, she MUST be desperate.

not all firemen are young and muscular, most of the firemen around my town are fat....

sunsetxcrash 3

#6, how is he an asshole? Maybe he didn't want her sorry ass. :( She did ask for it in case she needed "rescue." Her own fault.

He could have done it in a nicer way. it takes guts to ask someone like that and he shot her down :/

ImSooNice 0

sense of humor? maybe he was married and probably kidding around

Well that was the lamest pickup line I've ever heard. You're lucky he gave you 9-1-1, because after hearing that I would let you die in a fire.

That is hilarious for him but sad for you.