Dirty talk

By CorpseBride - 07/02/2017 04:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to talk dirty in bed for him, but my brain went blank and I panicked. I couldn't think of what to say, so I suddenly blurted out, "Do whatever you want with my body. Treat it like a corpse." He laughed and I died a little inside. FML
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GhostFox 33

At least he didn't say that he wants to you imitate a corpse in response. That'd be decidedly creepier than brain to mouth filter blooper.

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GhostFox 33

At least he didn't say that he wants to you imitate a corpse in response. That'd be decidedly creepier than brain to mouth filter blooper.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

No more dirty talk for you. FYI it's better to show than talk.

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KATLDVL 7

ok not ideal, but keep trying. I had a girlfriend who was not confident and when i asked her to talk dirty she told me to tell her what to say and that she would say anything I wanted. So that's what we did--I'd say it and she'd repeat it in a sexy voice. It was great!

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Maybe if you had died just a bit more inside when he laughed, your statement would have been more applicable!

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BatBee 12

My hubby and essentially play dead body. ? Basically he does what he wants and I act like a sex doll (he positions me etc). Give it a try! It's fun!

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TheGermanCoon 3

Well, what did he do?

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