FML : Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my...

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Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By taydean / Thursday 26 May 2011 21:31 / United States

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By Jorcar | 8

#2570677 - Friday 27 May 2011 0:53

Way to be random.

By dreamering | 16

#2570754 - Friday 27 May 2011 0:59

I think # 3 was behind the door.

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By aschue | 5

#2570674 - Friday 27 May 2011 0:52

By Jorcar | 8

#2570677 - Friday 27 May 2011 0:53

Way to be random.

whiteboy7thst | 2

#2570722 - Friday 27 May 2011 0:56

And naturally unbalanced...

muhaidib | 2

#2570752 - Friday 27 May 2011 0:59

you deserved it for having a fat ass by eating fast food...

borkchop1992 | 15

#2570756 - Friday 27 May 2011 0:59

crack baby basketball- random

mmmskittles | 3

#2570877 - Friday 27 May 2011 1:19

carrot halva

Volcano47 | 0

#2571052 - Friday 27 May 2011 1:48

it takes skill to fall on a flat surface:)

JohannMedina | 0

#2571156 - Friday 27 May 2011 2:04

I bet the Spartans from 300 got pissed at you for copying them and made you fall like the Persian messanger.

scrapmetal58 | 9

#2571206 - Friday 27 May 2011 2:18

I think she meant "This is Wendy's!"

lanestigallrocks | 2

#2571246 - Friday 27 May 2011 2:33

hey

EvilPotato | 14

#2571409 - Friday 27 May 2011 3:19

haha what would we do without YouTube making fun of other films and shows.

dorux1897 | 0

#2571414 - Friday 27 May 2011 3:21

I wish I was there to see it...
then again, I'd never eat at Wendy's :P

EvilPotato | 14

#2571434 - Friday 27 May 2011 3:27

yay for idiots doing things on repulse.

Jorcar | 8

#2571615 - Friday 27 May 2011 4:07

115 I think you meant impulse.

Newboyz00185 | 0

#2571672 - Friday 27 May 2011 4:14

Well?!
Was it Sparta?
"For tonight, we dine at Wendeys!!

DeathMetalViking | 0

#2571678 - Friday 27 May 2011 4:15

That's not random, it's because dining in Wendy's reminds OP of dining in hell.

EvilPotato | 14

#2571726 - Friday 27 May 2011 4:21

124 thank you for the correction.

bantosh | 4

#2571979 - Friday 27 May 2011 5:15

yo guys, I was the 420th vote for "FYL" looool

zendaddy0 | 0

#2571986 - Friday 27 May 2011 5:17

in soviet Russia door kicks you

khaya | 9

#2572376 - Friday 27 May 2011 6:58

THIS IS FLOOR.

angelpies | 0

#2572389 - Friday 27 May 2011 7:01

borkchop, obviously no one watches south park

moley_fml | 3

#2574030 - Friday 27 May 2011 16:48

I'm on the door at a pub and you made me lol

moley_fml | 3

#2574033 - Friday 27 May 2011 16:49

^^^ 150 my coment was directed

iSurf_fml | 8

#2576626 - Saturday 28 May 2011 3:19

I don't think op's life is fucked.

By krazyvato | 0

#2570679 - Friday 27 May 2011 0:53

you deserved it for spelling smart wrung stupit lil Wayne was hurr shout out to my homies

Sirin_fml | 46

#2570687 - Friday 27 May 2011 0:53

What on earth are you babbling about?

catrav77 | 0

#2570709 - Friday 27 May 2011 0:55

yeah, I'm kinda confused...

dreamering | 16

#2570754 - Friday 27 May 2011 0:59

I think # 3 was behind the door.

jennifer93 | 0

#2570761 - Friday 27 May 2011 1:00

can you repeat that, but in English this time?

kaylinmarie | 0

#2570769 - Friday 27 May 2011 1:01

no, op is right, that line is from a movie lol

ugliness | 6

#2570797 - Friday 27 May 2011 1:05

let's see if I can translate...
"ydi for misspelling smart, you are very stupid. p.s. little Wayne was here, saying hi to all my friends"
I think o.e

JenL_fml | 7

#2570839 - Friday 27 May 2011 1:13

Where does the word "smart" come in? o.O

jmtmxer | 0

#2570842 - Friday 27 May 2011 1:13

I'm sorry what did you say? I don't speak retard

St3WI3 | 0

#2570849 - Friday 27 May 2011 1:15

HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY SMART!, and you spelled wrong..... WRONG!!

Djzom13 | 0

#2570898 - Friday 27 May 2011 1:23

I think he is trying to tell us something! Err... anyone have google translate on them?

Djzom13 | 0

#2570909 - Friday 27 May 2011 1:25

Oh, and 41.. don't use the 'R' word!!! You don't want to be bitched at, do you???

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2571096 - Friday 27 May 2011 1:54

Lmao. Epic fail.

livyyyy | 0

#2571101 - Friday 27 May 2011 1:54

haha probs

EvilPotato | 14

#2571423 - Friday 27 May 2011 3:23

3 you shouldn't have dropped out of English classes, also since when did "hurr" get added to the websters dictionary.

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2571516 - Friday 27 May 2011 3:45

More like shouldn't have dropped out of school period.

xCookieCrazedx | 1

#2571528 - Friday 27 May 2011 3:47

I think number 3 thought "Sparta" was supposed to be "smart"... but idk

DeadxManxWalking | 27

#2571766 - Friday 27 May 2011 4:29

even if so. how would that even fit? and does Sparta even look like smart?

m0rgana | 0

#2571820 - Friday 27 May 2011 4:39

you have really pretty eyes

WordSmyth | 2

#2571853 - Friday 27 May 2011 4:44

Surprised no one has said "Cocaine, it's a helluva drug."

nycy | 0

#2571935 - Friday 27 May 2011 5:02

TROLL SUCCESSFUL TROLL

agaba | 0

#2572170 - Friday 27 May 2011 6:01

Cocaine. its one hell of a drug!

quadder | 0

#2572247 - Friday 27 May 2011 6:24

in the words of Samuel L Jackson; ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

foshizzle33 | 0

#2572317 - Friday 27 May 2011 6:42

this kids comment should be an fml

foshizzle33 | 0

#2572319 - Friday 27 May 2011 6:42

this kids comment should be an fml

lemonaids | 1

#2572399 - Friday 27 May 2011 7:04

fail?

MissBoo111 | 21

#2572514 - Friday 27 May 2011 7:58

nice 165 lol sometimes I just wanna burst that out when I hear the freaking Spanish talking drives me nuts

DizzyDaydreams | 1

#2572683 - Friday 27 May 2011 8:45

Dear Ironic Idiot,

You spelled stupid and wrong incorrectly too!

Sincerely,
someone not posing as Lil Wayne

DropDead77 | 11

#2573431 - Friday 27 May 2011 13:20

Drunk posts! ftw! >:D

babyydolly | 0

#2574186 - Friday 27 May 2011 18:23

O_o HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what?! I literally laughed out loud on this!! oh my, people these days!

LaughinStock | 16

#2574374 - Friday 27 May 2011 19:25

wow 183 you ignorant bitch

Capt_Oblivious | 9

#2575482 - Friday 27 May 2011 23:56

Sorry, my Google Translate can't understand 'Dumbshit'

ChuckNorris141 | 0

#2575615 - Saturday 28 May 2011 0:16

56 trust me I know all the wordy durdes and there is no R word

DaniBee420 | 6

#2578599 - Saturday 28 May 2011 11:57

lmao!

pikagirl222 | 1

#2590390 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:11

were you drunk when you wrote this krazyvato?
no offense...

By thedevilwithin | 0

#2570681 - Friday 27 May 2011 0:53

Dumbass. I don't know how this is a FYL. YDI all the way for your immaturity.

x3ShanTastic | 0

#2570771 - Friday 27 May 2011 1:01

Says the baby with the Harry Potter glasses

doc_j | 0

#2570998 - Friday 27 May 2011 1:42

ha. siren booted me for sayen shit like this yesterday. yous about to get it

franniedottp | 8

#2571029 - Friday 27 May 2011 1:46

hey what the heck? some people actually like to have fun.
jeez, loosed up...

volley4eva1698 | 0

#2571304 - Friday 27 May 2011 2:50

Ikk tell me about it..fmls are supposed to be funny, and the readers aren't supposed to freak out like I've seen before

By futtbuck101 | 1

#2570683 - Friday 27 May 2011 0:53

You couldn't support your weight

skaterpaige | 3

#2570698 - Friday 27 May 2011 0:54

lawl fail.

krazyvato | 0

#2570733 - Friday 27 May 2011 0:57

u have a bad name pls change it

GreenMaze | 0

#2572581 - Friday 27 May 2011 8:19

is the door okay?

By nocanhaz | 4

#2570685 - Friday 27 May 2011 0:53

It seems as though you have some balance issues. Maybe you should try sticking on both feet.

johnson94 | 5

#2570799 - Friday 27 May 2011 1:05

I would have been the first person to laugh at you if I was present during this!

nocanhaz | 4

#2570819 - Friday 27 May 2011 1:09

Are you talking to me or op?

Tsunami87 | 17

#2570925 - Friday 27 May 2011 1:29

haha looks like he's talking to op. some martial arts will man op up and improve ops balance

itsmeyippie | 0

#2573364 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:59

It's OP's fault for being childish, plus everyone knows you leave it to the ones kicking people into infinitely deep wells

By jennifer93 | 0

#2570689 - Friday 27 May 2011 0:54

the whole yelling of "this is Sparta" is really pointless in this FML...

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2571142 - Friday 27 May 2011 2:01

What?! That's blasphemy!

I strongly disagree for obvious reasons.

jennifer93 | 0

#2571170 - Friday 27 May 2011 2:07

haha I'm just saying, the embarrassing part was her falling, so what she said while doing so is kind of unimportant

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2571227 - Friday 27 May 2011 2:25

Yeah but if op left that part out, the comments section would be filled with "Why'd you kick the door?" or similar questions. I see your point though.

Have you seen 300?

jennifer93 | 0

#2571331 - Friday 27 May 2011 2:55

true true and no I haven't

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2571352 - Friday 27 May 2011 3:02

Well, "This is Sparta!" is a famous line from the movie 300.

jennifer93 | 0

#2571401 - Friday 27 May 2011 3:18

haha I actually did know that:) Thanks though lol

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2571431 - Friday 27 May 2011 3:26

Lol oh ok. You're welcome.

SoccerRebel594 | 0

#2571929 - Friday 27 May 2011 5:00

Jennifer, the "This is Sparta" line is the purpose behind the kick...how can you say it's unimportant or irrelevant? That makes no sense.

chuymac | 3

#2572489 - Friday 27 May 2011 7:43

I did this once, but at Del Taco(I was trying to feed the beast) and didn't fall on my butt.

AcidRaen | 4

#2572541 - Friday 27 May 2011 8:05

um no its not pointless. it gives us a laugh and a more interesting story, rather than "today when leaving wendy's i kicked the door and fell" yes thats funny but less interesting