By taydean - 26/05/2011 21:31 - United States

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 264
You deserved it 66 563

Same thing different taste

Top comments


you deserved it for having a fat ass by eating fast food...

borkchop1992 15

crack baby basketball- random

Volcano47 0

it takes skill to fall on a flat surface:)

I bet the Spartans from 300 got pissed at you for copying them and made you fall like the Persian messanger.

haha what would we do without YouTube making fun of other films and shows.

I wish I was there to see it... then again, I'd never eat at Wendy's :P

yay for idiots doing things on repulse.

Jorcar 8

115 I think you meant impulse.

Well?! Was it Sparta? "For tonight, we dine at Wendeys!!

That's not random, it's because dining in Wendy's reminds OP of dining in hell.

bantosh 4

yo guys, I was the 420th vote for "FYL" looool

zendaddy0 0

in soviet Russia door kicks you

borkchop, obviously no one watches south park

I'm on the door at a pub and you made me lol

krazyvato 0

you deserved it for spelling smart wrung stupit lil Wayne was hurr shout out to my homies

What on earth are you babbling about?

catrav77 0

yeah, I'm kinda confused...

jennifer93 0

can you repeat that, but in English this time?

no, op is right, that line is from a movie lol

let's see if I can translate... "ydi for misspelling smart, you are very stupid. p.s. little Wayne was here, saying hi to all my friends" I think o.e

Where does the word "smart" come in? o.O

jmtmxer 0

I'm sorry what did you say? I don't speak retard

HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY SMART!, and you spelled wrong..... WRONG!!

I think he is trying to tell us something! Err... anyone have google translate on them?

Oh, and 41.. don't use the 'R' word!!! You don't want to be bitched at, do you???

KiddNYC1O 20

3 you shouldn't have dropped out of English classes, also since when did "hurr" get added to the websters dictionary.

A7X_LoVeee 10

More like shouldn't have dropped out of school period.

xCookieCrazedx 1

I think number 3 thought "Sparta" was supposed to be "smart"... but idk

DeadxManxWalking 27

even if so. how would that even fit? and does Sparta even look like smart?

m0rgana 0

you have really pretty eyes

Surprised no one has said "Cocaine, it's a helluva drug."

agaba 0

Cocaine. its one hell of a drug!

in the words of Samuel L Jackson; ENGLISH MOTHER ******, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

nice 165 lol sometimes I just wanna burst that out when I hear the freaking Spanish talking drives me nuts

DizzyDaydreams 1

Dear Ironic Idiot, You spelled stupid and wrong incorrectly too! Sincerely, someone not posing as Lil Wayne

O_o HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what?! I literally laughed out loud on this!! oh my, people these days!

Capt_Oblivious 10

Sorry, my Google Translate can't understand 'Dumbshit'

ChuckNorris141 0

56 trust me I know all the wordy durdes and there is no R word

pikagirl222 1

were you drunk when you wrote this krazyvato? no offense...

Dumbass. I don't know how this is a FYL. YDI all the way for your immaturity.

Says the baby with the Harry Potter glasses

doc_j 0

ha. siren booted me for sayen shit like this yesterday. yous about to get it

hey what the heck? some people actually like to have fun. jeez, loosed up...

Ikk tell me about it..fmls are supposed to be funny, and the readers aren't supposed to freak out like I've seen before

futtbuck101 1

You couldn't support your weight

krazyvato 0

u have a bad name pls change it

GreenMaze 0
nocanhaz 4

It seems as though you have some balance issues. Maybe you should try sticking on both feet.

johnson94 5

I would have been the first person to laugh at you if I was present during this!

nocanhaz 4

Are you talking to me or op?

haha looks like he's talking to op. some martial arts will man op up and improve ops balance

itsmeyippie 0

It's OP's fault for being childish, plus everyone knows you leave it to the ones kicking people into infinitely deep wells

jennifer93 0

the whole yelling of "this is Sparta" is really pointless in this FML...

KiddNYC1O 20

What?! That's blasphemy! I strongly disagree for obvious reasons.

jennifer93 0

haha I'm just saying, the embarrassing part was her falling, so what she said while doing so is kind of unimportant

KiddNYC1O 20

Yeah but if op left that part out, the comments section would be filled with "Why'd you kick the door?" or similar questions. I see your point though. Have you seen 300?

jennifer93 0

true true and no I haven't

KiddNYC1O 20

Well, "This is Sparta!" is a famous line from the movie 300.

jennifer93 0

haha I actually did know that:) Thanks though lol

KiddNYC1O 20

Lol oh ok. You're welcome.

SoccerRebel594 0

Jennifer, the "This is Sparta" line is the purpose behind the can you say it's unimportant or irrelevant? That makes no sense.

I did this once, but at Del Taco(I was trying to feed the beast) and didn't fall on my butt.

AcidRaen 4

um no its not pointless. it gives us a laugh and a more interesting story, rather than "today when leaving wendy's i kicked the door and fell" yes thats funny but less interesting

borkchop1992 15
mruizk9 7

Hopefully you broke your butt, so you don't have to think about Sparta in a while.

Then OP will think about brokeback mountain.