Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Same thing different taste
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Humblebrag High
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Judgmental much?
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Love is hell
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Run for the hills!
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Stuck
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
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Comments (662)
woot2112 0
Awh dude, karma is a bitch
responses 0
@op YDI soooooooooooooooooo much. that's what you get.
daniisme 0
that's what you get when you let ur heart win wooooahhhhh I had to :D
XBCX96 4
paramore ftw :D
hwkfan1 10
that's what you get for wakin up In vegas
demolitionloverf 0
did you get what you deserrrrve
LonelyLoser42 0
HAHAHA! REVENGE OF THE NERDS!!!!!!!
DuckOnAStick 0
pwned.
xdeathangel771 0
payback is a bitch especially when it involves supermodels!
owneditup 0
i luv how the ydi is 2 digits bigger than yls
seanders 10
That's why you think with your dick.
Jackmangold 0
you're a dick. only the worst type of person bullies kids in school, and you, you punk, are that type of scum.
darkerbatosai 0
Does you at least get slurpee's?
97currie 0
is no one else upset he doesnt appreciate the girlfriend he has? he's even more of a dick for that.
GTRspecV 0
^ agreed
completedumbass 0
Yeah but atleast that nerd knows who's boss
ykthechild 0
595- he probably is a boss, of multiple corporations and probably very rich...likely rich enough to hire mercenaries but lucky for op the nerd is almost always forgiving and op Is at least safe from what he did to that kid a long time ago
Ginkle45 1
YDI... Why even post this?
foreversummer67 3
Karma's only a bitch if you are...
DMarie2014 5
Karma is good when you do good. Karma's a bitch when you are a dick to people who don't deserve the bullying. OP, you don't even deserve to have a good girlfriend so may as well be happy with what you've got.
PinkieKeen 20
Here's some advice. Laugh at a nerdy kid, but you won't be laughing when you're working for him.
deepunder 17
Karma is the best! It gets revenge for people without them having to directly.
angel6763 2
Karma is coming for you now don't call her a bitch you'll never know how she works
Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
trenton95 4
this seems fake... I call shenanigans!¡
CDABXXX 5
There's nothing fake about school nerds being awesome big-shots in their futures (:
UsernameUnknown 7
But you did.
Limberger 1
HAHAHA
Nikkitaria 9
my thoughts exactly
Green_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's what you get for picking on people. You deserved it. And your girlfriend sounds pathetic.
nikbush 0
Atleast she's not a bum
lolmonster34 0
Good to know your too much of a pussy to put any info on you account and everyone picks on the nerds so don't say he deserves it and how does his gf sound pathetic maybe she's still young stfu dumbass. /)(-_-)(
kiara20 8
The gf sounds pathetic because she works at a 7-11? Wow judgmental much? Some one has to do it and at least she has a job.
nabee26 15
Actually you sound pathetic! Idiot!
ReturnOfTheRat 6
Wouldn't calling his girlfriend pathetic count as picking on someone? Well other than your insult to the girlfriend I agree he deserved it.
KingCeltic77 18
Don't bring the girlfriend into this, she did nothing wrong. But she should ditch this loser.
dotalover 15
atleast he has a girlfriend
ZombieVampirez 24
#631 I agree. Most females don't work while in a relationship.
NostalgiaFreak9 41
What did the girlfriend do? OP's the pathetic one if he thinks being a douchebag will get him supermodels.
rholder6621 12
oh come on, his gf did nothing wrong, dont be a dick
ComputerAnalysis 0
You deserve it.
Emma_91 0
Sorry but #1is right. YDI.
omglyktotally78 0
KARMA IS A BITCH!!!! all the jackasses in high school will grow up to be nothing!!! Congrats douchebag!
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
hotscar 3
well bill gates was probably a nerd too. there's a mlia like this. it's like: today a girl that always made fun of me durring highschool sent me a friend request on facebook. I tenatively excepted. she immediately wrote on my wall about the new job she has and how she is probably more succesful than me before unfriending me. I own the company that gave her that job.
pawpaw1995 0
Fire her! Actually no, that's just cruel (I wasn't being serious) karma will get her...
Flinlock 0
512... Bill gates was "probably" a nerd? Bill gates was one of the biggest nerds ever. Still is.
slushpup9696 12
512 I thoroughly enjoyed your story imagine how powerful the mlia person must have felt after that!
SadinSherman 16
I think everyone says that
Lct1196 31
528 And a lot of people work for him
StillUsesMyspace 22
In this case I don't think OP is smart enough even to end up working for a nerd.
withered 30
Isn't that statement statistically wrong? I actually heard that bullies are more likely to be successful than the ones being bullied (more confidence and some shit like that). I did not check up on that thought. Anyway, the saying is still bullshit. You should not be nice to people because you expect to get something from them in return. + I don't know why people assume nerdy = smart & successful. Just because someone is nerdy it does not mean they are smart/will succeed and not being nerdy does not mean you will not be successful. It's a stupid stereotype like people assuming someone is "dumb" just because they are very attractive.
robvicious_fml 0
your name is Earl?
oliiiviaaa1 0
ha. good one!
Twiiggy 0
HAHA. I'm sure you're bald and fat too. YDI ******.
Monjara 4
Imposter!