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By "missnettymarie" - 12/05/2017 08:42 - Canada - Westerose

Today, I was told that I wasn't "long-term material" by a guy who has the words "white trash" tattooed across his knuckles. FML
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missnettymarie 25

Hey OP here. Thanks for all the comments. They seriously made me laugh my ass off haha. The guy was/is actually a really great person and is very kindhearted. They tattoos are in no way an accurate representation of his character. When I made this post I was admitedly feeling all butt hurt and rejected so I guess I decided to be a dirt bag and post about it on social media. In all reality it wasn't that big of a deal and I have definitely since moved on.

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rivenrock 14

Maybe you just don't have the drug ring running or monster truck repair skills he's after? How many roadkill recipes have you mastered?

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pjsr 32

That's ok. 'Long-term material' is probably a couple weeks to him.

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rivenrock 14

Maybe you just don't have the drug ring running or monster truck repair skills he's after? How many roadkill recipes have you mastered?

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IamComrade 16

That's when you tell him he's not corporate material and walk away.

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diisneygirl 2

Sounds like you dodged a bullet then.

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pjsr 32

That's ok. 'Long-term material' is probably a couple weeks to him.

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Max Gray 2

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coolmike699 26

Nothing in the OP says that there was any hooking up involved.

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delaneyseal 15

"Don't judge based on looks!!!" "Don't date someone with that tattoo!" -the same commenter

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Honey a tattoo like that is more than looks, its a character statement.

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Chazzster 28

Tattoos are voluntary - If "White Trash" brands himself as "trash"' then trust his judgement on that and stay away.

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TaoShaman 24

People sometimes get tattoos they regret. There's no indication of when he got that tattoo or why. He could have good character or be intelligent, or have other good qualities. Nowhere does it say that the OP is interested purely based on looks. Considering the OP's apparent opinion on the tattoo it seems likely that they were looking past his appearance.

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alternative-facts 6

If you really want to be long term material for this loser, get 2 dancing juggaloes tattooed on your lower back with YOLO BITCH in the center. That'll keep him coming back. Or not...

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jcash52426 5

I guess that's a complement. But that guy might not be the right person for you.

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RichardPencil 30

That's too bad you coulda been a cute couple, assuming you got tattooed on your knuckles, "Quit jerking off to Betty ____, and take out the ____" It'd be hilarious when you held hands!

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Cynical_1 26

I'd take that as a compliment if I were you. Seriously...you need to reevaluate your standards.

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