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By staringisrude - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML

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By Red-cheeked - 18/05/2011 13:08

Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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Dumbass

By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML

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Creepy

By Finn - 05/07/2016 06:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By be_nj - 29/05/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML

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By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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Not my sunnies!

By ladyofzanarkand - 20/05/2020 20:00

Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

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nikkiandyou 0

Friday 28 August 2009 1:23

hmmm, was the person like bald or osmething, or have like scalp wrinkles that made it look likes lips? funny....but like...so weird..i dont get how you could have mistaken it

24788 6

Friday 28 August 2009 1:21

FHL, he had to meet you.

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24788 6

Friday 28 August 2009 1:21

FHL, he had to meet you.

iceman48_fml 0

Friday 28 August 2009 4:42

LMAO I agree. Whatta bitch...

fmlfmlfml15 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 1:02

I don't know why everyone is automatically assuming that she was cussing him out, when she clearly asked "What are you staring at?" I'm sure she was cautious about what to say to him, with her job at stake and everything. But what I don't get is....why would someone wear sunglasses on the back on his head??? Is he just that weird? Then, i don't blame the OP for getting creeped out, because from the way i'm picturing the FML is my head, it kinda of looked like the guy was staring at her. But how come the OP didn't realize there wasn't any nose or mouth, or the fact that his ears were turned the wrong way. And unless he was bald, wouldn't you notice that their is hair all over the guy's face????

mayday51 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 22:21

In the original FML she said "What the **** are you staring at?" but it got edited in the meantime.

nikkiandyou 0

Friday 28 August 2009 1:23

hmmm, was the person like bald or osmething, or have like scalp wrinkles that made it look likes lips? funny....but like...so weird..i dont get how you could have mistaken it

Sun_Kissed18 25

Friday 28 August 2009 1:25

Yeah I agree, kinda sounds weird.. maybe fake? Or FHL to the guy with the glasses for having a second face on the back of his head.

crystal_clear 0

Friday 28 August 2009 1:56

Not to mention that you think she'd notice the back of his jeans or his shoes facing the wrong way. Or even his arms moving "behind" him awkwardly. But you really shouldn't talk to customers like that, no matter how creepy you think they're being. It not only makes you look bad, but it makes your whole company look bad.

gummibehrs 4

Friday 28 August 2009 6:06

Maybe she just saw him out of the corner of her eye

Trebie 6

Friday 18 December 2009 5:48

It said he was shopping the next aisle over, so maybe all she saw was the top portion of his "face" and therefore didn't see his lack of nose/mouth? That is my assumption. I'm just curious as to why, if he was wearing sunglasses, did she automatically think he was looking at her anyway?

NaziZombie 0

Friday 28 August 2009 1:23

Second

Orgazm0 0

Friday 28 August 2009 1:24

more like 5th?

BB14_fml 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 0:18

Huge failure

ky_stone22 0

Friday 28 August 2009 1:24

just wondering, how did you not see the hair covering his entire "face" (unless he was bald) and lack of nose and mouth? or maybe I read this wrong...

jadecatastrophe 0

Friday 28 August 2009 1:26

agreed. it's not often you see someone with no nose, mouth, ears, or chin and hair covering half of their face.

Dabookofnothing 0

Friday 28 August 2009 3:52

well maybe like she wasnt necesarilly paying antention to his face like just saw the glasses out of the corner of her eye.

jellyfish_ftw 0

Friday 28 August 2009 5:25

i agree. if you think someone's staring at you, you don't generally stare back.....you just try your best to pretend it's not happening and that you don't feel awkward.

capthavoc123 0

Friday 28 August 2009 1:24

This is completely fake. If you were paying attention enough to think he was staring at you nonstop, you would have realized it was the back of his head.