By Furzball - 27/05/2016 06:19 - United States - Wildomar

Today, I was mowing my lawn and it had a dry looking dog turd. I figured I'd be able to mow it easily into the grass bag as dust. Instead, it still had enough moisture to splatter into clumps. Including a couple that went up my left nostril. FML
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Hey OP here. So yeah, I do agree it was a lazy stupid decision to go over that turd. Lesson definitely learned. As to YLS and YDI I think it's funny the two are running almost even. Although I mostly figured I'd share with you all for the grossout laugh.

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Kakapo4Ever 11
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I mean, when you make the conscious decision to mow a dog shit, you kinda deserve it.

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TonierShadow 19
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This is one of those moments you're glad you can vote both FYL and YDI at the same time.

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StarOfDoom 26
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Sound like a real... shitty situation (cue the boos for the unorgional joke hahaha)

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cameron6731 13
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No one should drink to the point where they are shitfaced.

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RememberSchlitz 9
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If you know how smell works, this incident is less disturbing than if you don't.

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gracehi 31
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Never underestimate the power of the poop.

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Fenbrae 17
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That must be the most original "Hole in One" ever.

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Kakapo4Ever 11
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I mean, when you make the conscious decision to mow a dog shit, you kinda deserve it.

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XandWacky 23
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If it's dry, then there's no problem

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jkjorn 15
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Not necessarily. I once got hit by a fossilized dog turd thrown by a lawnmower, it left a nice turd-sized bruise on my thigh. Hurt like hell and was pretty embarrassing to explain.

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MidnaLink 33
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Buy something that can flood your nose and get that nastiness out now.

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Furzball 5

Didn't have to go out and buy anything luckily. Yeah I was grossed out about the poo up nose and used my bulb that is usually used to squirt/clean out my ears. Tossed it and getting a new one tonight.

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TonierShadow 19
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This is one of those moments you're glad you can vote both FYL and YDI at the same time.

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socialproduct 19
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OMG I never realized you could do that. What other options am I oblivious to?

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CamBamShamDaMan 26
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What i usually do is scoop up my dogs poop with a shovel then catapult it over my neighbors fence!!

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gracehi 31
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That's a dick move.

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itsme82 18
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So you're a total douche? Nice!!

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countryb_cth 38

You seem like the kind of person who would write an FML about finding burning shit on your porch, while leaving out the fact that it was payback.

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epeeftw 16
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That's not an unfortunate mistake. That's just you being lazy.

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