FML : Today, I was mowing my lawn and it had a dry looking dog turd. I figured I'd be able to mow it easily into the grass bag as dust. Instead, it still had...

Today, I was mowing my lawn and it had a dry looking dog turd. I figured I'd be able to mow it easily into the grass bag as dust. Instead, it still had enough moisture to splatter into clumps. Including a couple that went up my left nostril. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Furzball Say more :

Hey OP here. So yeah, I do agree it was a lazy stupid decision to go over that turd. Lesson definitely learned. As to YLS and YDI I think it's funny the two are running almost even. Although I mostly figured I'd share with you all for the grossout laugh.

By Furzball / Friday 27 May 2016 06:19 / United States - Wildomar

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By Kakapo4Ever | 11

#6616213 - Friday 27 May 2016 17:13

I mean, when you make the conscious decision to mow a dog shit, you kinda deserve it.

By TonierShadow | 19

#6616223 - Friday 27 May 2016 17:41

This is one of those moments you're glad you can vote both FYL and YDI at the same time.

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By StarOfDoom | 26

#6616204 - Friday 27 May 2016 17:01

Sound like a real... shitty situation (cue the boos for the unorgional joke hahaha)

By cameron6731 | 13

#6616205 - Friday 27 May 2016 17:03

No one should drink to the point where they are shitfaced.

By RememberSchlitz | 9

#6616207 - Friday 27 May 2016 17:07

If you know how smell works, this incident is less disturbing than if you don't.

By gracehi | 31

#6616208 - Friday 27 May 2016 17:08

Never underestimate the power of the poop.

By Fenbrae | 17

#6616209 - Friday 27 May 2016 17:09

That must be the most original "Hole in One" ever.

By Kakapo4Ever | 11

#6616213 - Friday 27 May 2016 17:13

I mean, when you make the conscious decision to mow a dog shit, you kinda deserve it.

XandWacky | 22

#6616295 - Friday 27 May 2016 19:21

If it's dry, then there's no problem

jkjorn | 12

#6616328 - Friday 27 May 2016 20:06

Not necessarily. I once got hit by a fossilized dog turd thrown by a lawnmower, it left a nice turd-sized bruise on my thigh. Hurt like hell and was pretty embarrassing to explain.

By MidnaLink | 31

#6616215 - Friday 27 May 2016 17:23

Buy something that can flood your nose and get that nastiness out now.

Furzball | 5

#6616260 - Friday 27 May 2016 18:20

Didn't have to go out and buy anything luckily. Yeah I was grossed out about the poo up nose and used my bulb that is usually used to squirt/clean out my ears. Tossed it and getting a new one tonight.