By Furzball - 27/05/2016 06:19 - United States - Wildomar

Today, I was mowing my lawn and it had a dry looking dog turd. I figured I'd be able to mow it easily into the grass bag as dust. Instead, it still had enough moisture to splatter into clumps. Including a couple that went up my left nostril. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 247
You deserved it 13 447

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Hey OP here. So yeah, I do agree it was a lazy stupid decision to go over that turd. Lesson definitely learned. As to YLS and YDI I think it's funny the two are running almost even. Although I mostly figured I'd share with you all for the grossout laugh.

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I mean, when you make the conscious decision to mow a dog shit, you kinda deserve it.

This is one of those moments you're glad you can vote both FYL and YDI at the same time.

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Sound like a real... shitty situation (cue the boos for the unorgional joke hahaha)

No one should drink to the point where they are shitfaced.

If you know how smell works, this incident is less disturbing than if you don't.

Never underestimate the power of the poop.

That must be the most original "Hole in One" ever.

I mean, when you make the conscious decision to mow a dog shit, you kinda deserve it.

If it's dry, then there's no problem

Not necessarily. I once got hit by a fossilized dog turd thrown by a lawnmower, it left a nice turd-sized bruise on my thigh. Hurt like hell and was pretty embarrassing to explain.

Buy something that can flood your nose and get that nastiness out now.

Didn't have to go out and buy anything luckily. Yeah I was grossed out about the poo up nose and used my bulb that is usually used to squirt/clean out my ears. Tossed it and getting a new one tonight.

This is one of those moments you're glad you can vote both FYL and YDI at the same time.

OMG I never realized you could do that. What other options am I oblivious to?

What i usually do is scoop up my dogs poop with a shovel then catapult it over my neighbors fence!!

That's a dick move.

So you're a total douche? Nice!!

You seem like the kind of person who would write an FML about finding burning shit on your porch, while leaving out the fact that it was payback.

That's not an unfortunate mistake. That's just you being lazy.