By obsessed - 27/11/2009 05:12 - United States
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This is not as much about Twilight as it is about the freaking dillusional woman kissing and licking her window to feel what it would be like to kiss a fictional character. Seriously though, those movies are for pathetic lonely milfs and their daughters to masterbate to. You know a 40-something year old woman asked Taylor Lautner (in front of her daughter) to sign her underwear if she could get them of somehow because she was wearing Team Taylor underwear? Fucking pedophiles, leave the poor kid alone.
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Guys, stop hating on Twilight. Call people immature for liking it, but I'll call you immature for freaking out in hatred. Can't you just leave the fans alone? Just because we like something different than the all-righteous you… does not mean you can't respect it.
This chick is a fucking loser. I like Twilight, I really do, I got into it a few months before the massive hype started to hit, and while I still enjoy it, people like this really take the fun of it away. It's a fictional story with fictional characters based on a dream. Believe it or not OP, it is possible to be a fan of something and enjoy something without turning into a creepy bitch. "OMG, Edward is sooooooo dreamy, oh and he's cold and his skin is hard, so a cold piece of glass will feel the same as his lips!!!" You're an embarrassment to mankind, and I can't remember what person said this, but to the person who said don't procreate, I sincerely concur. You children won't have much of a chance of contributing to society in any other ways than making good gossip for being arrested for stalking the tween-crush of their time. And a quick copy and paste of comment #188: "Edward IS fictional. So, a PSA to OP and all other fans - Robert is not Edward, and Taylor is not Jacob. Please learn the difference." That is all.
Also, unlike a lot of other Twilight fans, I am more than happy to make fun of the series. My boyfriend and I often exchange links and stories mocking the series for a bit of a laugh, he finds the entire series ridiculous, and this link really does make the series pretty laughable. http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight
Finally someone in there right mind! First of all edward Cullen is not hot in any way shape or form the only reason everyone is freaking out is because most teenage girls are to edging stupid to actually use their own opinion and just listen to everyone else is saying.. Not all teenage girls are stupid some of us have a head on our sholders and can think for our selves so my god please can we act like it
some people just need to be punched in the face. you are among them.
Twilight fans are certainly not the smartest creatures on earth...
I couldnt agree more...I wish I could hit YDI 1,000 times. If Stephenie Meyers plan was to brain wash all these teenage girls, she suceeded. I would say I hope world domination isnt next on her list but I dont think the cult members following twilight have the cranial compentancy to accomplish such a feat. I do... thats a warning. take cover. you are no longer safe.
Damn, don't ya think there's a limit of being a fan of something? When I see these, I always think that the human race could not be worse.... and sadly, I'm always proven wrong.
hahaha.. http://www.twifans.com/group/cullenism.. The chick says that they are NOT a religion, and right beside that there is a picture of a badge saying 'TWILGHT- my new religion'.. hahaha.. God, these people are entertaining.. They're like hamsters in a maze.. Go find that sparkly cheese, hamster..
LOL I googled it. It made me giggle. I do like Twilight but sometimes people take it to far. I do NOT believe in cullenism but all these haters bring the subject up more and make a bigger fuss out of it, i mean cmon let the girls like whatever they want and oppose it IN YOUR MIND. It stops 90% of arguments. So just both Twilight fans and Twilight haters just lay it on a little thinner.
That's beyond pathetic. You know those books are written for 12 year old girls who have cavernous emotional voids, right?
You deserve it for three main reasons: 1. For liking Twilight to begin with (I think that it is the most stupid thing to hit the big screen since Arnold Schwarzenegger and Chuch Norris) 2. For being so completely obsessed over a fictional vampire. 3. And for fantasizing over Edward Cullen - that is just wrong in so many ways.
vampire (noun) —(folklore) a corpse that rises at night to drink the blood of the living The term parasite is often applied to a person who takes advantage of other people and fails to offer anything in return. Edward Cullen goes to school Edward Cullen drinks no blood Edward Cullen sleeps at night(With girls hundreds of years younger than him) Edward Cullen ALMOST died, thus not being a corpse, but still a living being Edward Cullen does not give anything to us in return for all his fans but an empty void that nobody will be perfect enough to fill, thus ruining their lives So we can all conclude, that Edward Cullen, as defined by the dictionary, IS NOT a vampire, but is indeed, a parasite
@179: just for the record: - Edward Cullen DOES drink blood (the family just tries to avoid drinking human blood, although they have in the past) - Edward Cullen DOES NOT sleep at night, his human girlfriend does - Edward Cullen did not almost die. He was almost "killed" in the same way a zombie or any other non-living creature can be "killed" and therefore no longer exist, even though they aren't technically alive in the first place. there are plenty of things to make fun of Twilight for, at least get your facts straight when you're doing it
One definition does not a vampire make. That term is based on popular culture- cinema and reading and such. Vampires are much more complicated than that, and started out very differently in ancient folklore. All of the traits contributed to vampirism are added or subtracted by /someone/- it doesn't make them less a vampire, just because they don't fit the Dracula stereotype. However, yeah, calling the Cullens vampires is fairly insulting... [email protected]
okay, I know how it all started, there was a man named Count Vlad Dracoyla (a real man), also known as Vlad the Impaler. Cause he liked to stap things. Particularly humans. Dracoyla would stab and kill anybody who got on his nerves a little. His wife showered in the blood of his tortured prisoners, thinking it would restore her youth, which is what inspired an author to have "Dracula" drink blood to stay healthy, and the biting part was pretty much out of his imagination. However, Dracoyla was put in prison by his people, and even in prison he would stab bugs with small twigs he could find around his cell. Whenever there was a war, they would release him and let him lead the battle. It was recorded that he would break a branch off a tree and impale his victims on the small stump he left. I think he was also the person who started putting heads on pikes, I'm not sure, I just know he had a lot. Enough that the only friend he had suggested that he took some of the heads around his castle down. Dracoyla didn't like that, so he cut his friend's head off and put it on a really tall pike, "so his head would be above the smell". When Dracoyla died, they buried him in a coffin, and when later archeologists opened up his grave, it was empty, thus the raising from the dead part. The author I mentioned, don't remember who, and I don't want to look it up, visited the country Dracoyla lived in, and was inspired to write the book "Dracula". Count Vlad Dracoyla was the first vampire, and thus set the standards of vampires to be murderous, blood-sucking, undead creatures that would raise from the dead. "Pop-culture" didn't define it, history defined it, and my previous comment did a pretty good job at defining it. Besides, my comment was a joke, I haven't seen the movie or read the books, I just based it off what I have heard and read about it. And for common sense's sake, being "almost killed" is absolutely no different than "almost dying", and yeah, undead things can die, but from what I have seen of the movie (didn't watch the whole thing, I started though) Edward Cullen DID NOT die, he was turned into a vampire so he WOULDN'T DIE, correct me if I'm wrong though, but I don't care either way, my point is he was never dead, so he couldn't have been UNdead, because to be made undead, you had to die in the first place, which never happened to Edward.
False farhil how dare you combine Dracula anti Dracula propaganda and Elizabeth bathory lore.... She was not his wife nor did Vladimir tepes dracula's wife do that. She was pretty normal. He wasn't "that" crazy he did most of what he did to scare the Turks he was a hero and Elizabeth bathory was a homicidal German countess who bathed in virgin blood and drank virgin blood to stay young.
If you read the books.. It takes three days for "vampires" to turn once bitten. And the human is suppose to die within that time period. And vampires are basically dead people biting and drinking blood. Vampires are considered parasites though. ALL vampires are, including Dracula... So I have no idea what your problem is, but seriously grow up. It's just an FML. No need to get all serious about it. Just read, laugh to yourself, and move on. I don't like how much twilight fans drool over sparkling men either, but I'm not going to cry about it. But maybe you should read and/or watch the movies before you judge. Nobody is going to discriminate you for it.