Miscellaneous: Today, my mother made me a delicious meal of gravy, stuffing,...

By emeraldarcher74 - 19/11/2016 18:34 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my mother made me a delicious meal of gravy, stuffing, mashed and sweet potatoes, and cranberries. Overjoyed, I tried to give her a hug. Instead, I accidentally punched her in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2014 08:03 - Australia

Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML

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By pasquale - 20/09/2014 06:54 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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Sorry Sharon

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By aeris - 11/11/2018 09:30 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet my parents. They prepared dinner for us - mushroom pasta. I have always hated mushrooms, so I spent the entire dinner trying not to gag. Unfortunately, I did gag and my mom got up and smacked me so hard I fell out of my chair. FML

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By FishFlingingMonkey - 22/08/2015 03:55 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2013 17:12 - Ireland

Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 09:43 - United States

Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML

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By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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steelersfan501 17

Sunday 20 November 2016 18:34

Fyl? **** your moms life for making a great meal only to get punched.

jbivens1992 17

Sunday 20 November 2016 18:48

You got so excited you punched someone? Hmm...I may have to use this excuse in the future lol.

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steelersfan501 17

Sunday 20 November 2016 18:34

Fyl? **** your moms life for making a great meal only to get punched.

jbivens1992 17

Sunday 20 November 2016 18:48

You got so excited you punched someone? Hmm...I may have to use this excuse in the future lol.

Qandol 26

Sunday 20 November 2016 19:19

I see how much you love your mother.

TheMisfitScribe 17

Sunday 20 November 2016 19:22

"Accidentally" lol

emeraldarcher74 30

Sunday 20 November 2016 20:06

Howdy, all! Just a bit of backstory: I came to my mother's house to help her cook for a Thanksgiving party we were attending. When she showed me the meal, I immediately tried to throw my arms around her neck in a thankful hug - however, my left hand made contact with her face. I was frantically apologizing, and after a little ice, everything got back to normal. We both enjoyed the meal together, and as I write this, me and her have just finished her signature mushroom gravy dish for the upcoming party. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!