By Too fast. - 07/12/2016 05:54 - Uruguay - Montevideo
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No good deed…
By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington
By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:01 - United States
Freaked out
By Anonymous - 15/08/2010 05:24 - United States
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By Foot In Mouth - 05/02/2009 22:56 - United States
Dine and ditch
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By sunflowers2k - 10/12/2016 03:27 - Canada - Fort Mcmurray
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By rainbowlack - 17/11/2016 00:53 - Canada - Calgary
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OP here - still haven't heard back. I don't want to be a programmer; I want to be an author. But being featured in the paper was a start for me.
Travelling light
By Earl_KarmasBitch - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - China - Kunming
Earl_KarmasBitch tells us more.
OP here. I wasn't expecting this to get published. The longer version of the story is that with a couple of friends I decided to go on a hike through Tiger Leaping Gorge on the banks of the Yangtze River. One of the big problems with the hike is the altitude. Much of the hike is at around 2km above sea level. Basically, after around 4 hours of hiking almost continuously uphill I was pretty tired. One friend was also tired and took an offer to get a donkey ride to the top of the 28 bends (the most notoriously difficult part of the whole 2-day hike). The woman who owned the donkey wasn't actually that old, probably early 50's (I'm 40ish) and works taking travellers to the top of the bends. I was tempted to also get a donkey but elected to instead give my backpack to my friend on the donkey and try to race him up the slope on foot. The two of us actually hiking the bends set off while the woman who owned the donkey saddled it. I actually felt pretty good that it was only at the 16th bend that she managed to catch up with us. That was until I noticed that she'd decided that my bag was too heavy for the donkey and she was carrying it herself! But in the end I did complete the entire hike. Got some amazing photos and really enjoyed myself. Probably got a bit fitter too.
By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake
By bytemuch - 17/07/2017 15:04
ByteMuch tells us more.
OP here. First of all thank you all for your kind support it was nice to see so many positive comments :) He will be involved in our child's life and I agree with all of you who have commented that it's better that this happened now than later and possibly behind my back. We're working things out :)
By awkward drunk - 29/01/2011 12:40 - Canada
You got lawyered
By fckmylife - 20/12/2016 19:47
Right place, wrong time
By Anonymous - 22/01/2009 16:09 - United States
Quote of the day
By lol - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada
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Headshot
By Username - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France
By manhood fading away - 25/12/2016 20:24 - United Kingdom - Heckmondwike
Horny bonk
By debodave - 22/07/2009 20:06 - Germany
By Anonymous - 27/01/2010 19:51 - Canada
Serious talk
By OhMyWhitney - 20/02/2012 07:41 - United States
By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin
Cool moves
By Midge - 16/03/2010 23:03 - United States
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Confirmed
By Anatomy - 28/01/2017 22:00 - United States - Albany
By simpleasjam - 19/09/2016 14:27 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park
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Lol! OP here, can't believe this got posted. I've always been the mother hen of my friends, and I really don't mind taking care of them. I'm not a big drinker anyways. But, all my friends had fun and my bf who hasn't been drunk in FOREVER had a great time, so that made it all worth it. Watching drunk people is pretty fun sometimes. :)