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  ohSNAPyall  |  26

If I were drunk enough to mutilate my legs while shaving, I would probably throw up on myself first, which would make me reconsider pointing my head down to shave.

  starile  |  19

Yeah, 11, we pretty much have to GUESS here what's the FML... which I think is kinda dumb b/c even though it may seem "obvious" what might've happened, the FML still reads like it ended prematurely.

What's the FML exactly? At least hint that you either got cut up or missed spots disgustingly or something or other, like saying "I never knew that blood red was a good color for my shins". This FML is just all-around pretty lame.

  omgimdabest  |  0

also don't prank call people you know when tlyoure drunk. it always ends up with you confessing to your best friend that you masterbate to her pics every night...


how do u know it's a girl. op could be a boy and then just feel stupid for doing it and now he's embarrased.
but if op is a girl, then she musta cut her legs and missed like all the hair.

  RedPillSucks  |  31

It's a much funnier FML if OP is a guy.
He'll have some 'splainin to do to his guy friends.

or if he shaved all the way up the pubes and nicked up his wanker.

  Kanvis78  |  0

Just pointing out facts. Also humor is objective and opinionated. So if you read threads of FML to find your "funny" for the day , then clearly, you're a fool.