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Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML

#21129926
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I agree, your life sucks (41529) - you deserved it (3390)

On 05/03/2014 at 7:51pm - misc - by shylahrc - United States

Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML

#21257049
122 comments

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On 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to bring my 92-year-old neighbor some cake we had just made. When I walked in, she was wearing pants. That's it. I stared blinking in shock for a few seconds before running away, yelling, "So sorry. I brought you cake. Real tired. Gonna sleep now. Bye." FML

#21409137
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25473) - you deserved it (3390)

On 05/12/2015 at 8:33pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger and squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

#3503647
129 comments

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On 07/05/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by squirt (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

#13357466
95 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 7:37pm - misc - by toyotasmash - United States

Today, I woke up to find that my acne has lined itself beautifully in a perfect 'L' shape in the centre of my forehead. FML

Today, I began taking a French language class. After completing and submitting some homework, I got a response. A response that was completely in French. I can't understand shit. FML

#21471290
91 comments

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On 09/22/2015 at 12:31am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I received a letter in the mail from my Grandma about how much she adores and loves me. Then it went into detail about how much prettier, smarter, and successful I am than my sister, Leah. I am Leah. She mixed up the letters to the wrong envelopes. FML

#444833
71 comments

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On 03/18/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by leah12 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

#3028813
68 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

#900029
171 comments

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On 04/10/2009 at 11:35am - kids - by mandy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

#14963197
60 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm - misc - by alice (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
113 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML

#20548927
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46825) - you deserved it (3388)

On 03/18/2013 at 4:28am - love - by mcds2 (woman) - United States



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