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Today, I found out that the $200 a week I was paying my dad for my car insurance and payment, wasn't actually paying my insurance and car payment. How did I find out he wasn't paying? Repo man took my car. FML

#13252849
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27153) - you deserved it (2913)

On 09/29/2010 at 7:04pm - money - by thankspops - United States (New York)

Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML

#16960895
138 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 12:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML

#20731460
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48010) - you deserved it (2913)

On 06/17/2013 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my roommate secretly edited a paper I wrote and recently turned in, so that it repeatedly refers to the famed author "Kneel Gayman." I'm positive that's not how it's spelled. FML

#20958782
53 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 3:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML

#21069925
71 comments

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On 02/23/2014 at 11:01pm - animals - by crap - United States (Nevada)

Today, the only girl I'm friends with deleted my comment off of her profile because she was too embarrassed that people would see we were friends. FML

#6514
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35348) - you deserved it (2912)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by sh33zy (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

#14847489
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24444) - you deserved it (2912)

On 02/05/2011 at 12:58am - misc - by ohhhjaymo13 - United States

Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML

#17379183
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23925) - you deserved it (2912)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML

#20012686
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22695) - you deserved it (2912)

On 08/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by banana2894 - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML

#21078133
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37793) - you deserved it (2912)

On 03/04/2014 at 7:09pm - kids - by Drizztreri - United States (Missouri)

Today, at the fast food joint I work at, I had to climb into the children's play area and chase out two horny teens who thought it was an appropriate place to stick their hands down each other's pants and fool around. I don't get paid enough for this shit. FML

Today, I was trying to clean the belt of my register at work at a grocery store. I noticed two strips of rubber stuck in the corner of the belt, and after pulling on them periodically all morning one finally came loose. It was a foot. I had been pulling at a dead rat trapped in the belt. FML

#3675667
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45957) - you deserved it (2911)

On 07/11/2009 at 8:33pm - work - by cashier (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML

#16076129
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38384) - you deserved it (2911)

On 05/07/2011 at 7:54am - love - by bigcityfail (man) - United States (Illinois)



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