Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
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Tripartita 44
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Unless she was shopping for cock, I can't see how she came to that conclusion. But parents really shouldn't go cock shopping with their children anyway.

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LyricaSilvan 29
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Ah, stereotypes...Wouldn't it be grand if those weren't a thing?

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Tripartita 44
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Unless she was shopping for cock, I can't see how she came to that conclusion. But parents really shouldn't go cock shopping with their children anyway.

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Lewi4444 1
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*came* to that conclusion

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DraconicFeline 31
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Tripartita, thank god. Don't ever leave us again.

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LyricaSilvan 29
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Seriously. All we've had this whole time is RichardPencil, and 9/10 of his comments are a complete miss, anymore.

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ipodtouchgirl 21
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I'm gay and I don't like shopping

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LyricaSilvan 29
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Ah, stereotypes...Wouldn't it be grand if those weren't a thing?

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species4872 19

Never mind, you can fall back on your decorating.

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Cali 54
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Or musical theater!

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Cynical_1 26
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Who in the hell lies about being gay?

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Those who do it just for the attention. A fruitless endeavour if you'd ask me.

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Bawsack 18
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you'll be surprised. It's cool to be gay at the moment.

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GhostFox 33
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Yep, it's somehow "cool" to risk getting bullied, harassed, expelled, fired, attacked, murdered, raped, disowned, kicked out, refused service, arrested, refused insurance.... Definitely "cool."

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pjsr 32
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I think you can somehow finagle this into her buying a lot of stuff for you. "Well, mom, I liked it a little that time. Maybe we can go again next weekend. I'm trying to change. Can you help me? I really don't want to be straight."

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ahabsfan 14
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How do you feel about interior design?

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ncparry 18

I'm a woman who hates shopping....guess that means I'm gay...my husband will be surprised.

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