Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
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Unless she was shopping for cock, I can't see how she came to that conclusion. But parents really shouldn't go cock shopping with their children anyway.

Ah, stereotypes...Wouldn't it be grand if those weren't a thing?

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Unless she was shopping for cock, I can't see how she came to that conclusion. But parents really shouldn't go cock shopping with their children anyway.

*came* to that conclusion

Tripartita, thank god. Don't ever leave us again.

Seriously. All we've had this whole time is RichardPencil, and 9/10 of his comments are a complete miss, anymore.

I'm gay and I don't like shopping

Ah, stereotypes...Wouldn't it be grand if those weren't a thing?

species4872 19

Never mind, you can fall back on your decorating.

Or musical theater!

Who in the hell lies about being gay?

Those who do it just for the attention. A fruitless endeavour if you'd ask me.

you'll be surprised. It's cool to be gay at the moment.

Yep, it's somehow "cool" to risk getting bullied, harassed, expelled, fired, attacked, murdered, raped, disowned, kicked out, refused service, arrested, refused insurance.... Definitely "cool."

I think you can somehow finagle this into her buying a lot of stuff for you. "Well, mom, I liked it a little that time. Maybe we can go again next weekend. I'm trying to change. Can you help me? I really don't want to be straight."

How do you feel about interior design?

I'm a woman who hates shopping....guess that means I'm gay...my husband will be surprised.