Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
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Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, while at the store with my mom, we ran into the girl I recently confessed to being interested in. My mom decided to shout, "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed, I desperately told her to be quiet. She grounded me for being "rude" to her. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
Unless she was shopping for ****, I can't see how she came to that conclusion. But parents really shouldn't go **** shopping with their children anyway.
LyricaSilvan 30
Ah, stereotypes...Wouldn't it be grand if those weren't a thing?
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Comments (15)
Tripartita 45
Unless she was shopping for ****, I can't see how she came to that conclusion. But parents really shouldn't go **** shopping with their children anyway.
Lewi4444 1
*came* to that conclusion
DraconicFeline 31
Tripartita, thank god. Don't ever leave us again.
LyricaSilvan 30
Seriously. All we've had this whole time is RichardPencil, and 9/10 of his comments are a complete miss, anymore.
ipodtouchgirl 21
I'm gay and I don't like shopping
LyricaSilvan 30
Ah, stereotypes...Wouldn't it be grand if those weren't a thing?
species4872 20
Never mind, you can fall back on your decorating.
Cali 57
Or musical theater!
Cynical_1 26
Who in the hell lies about being gay?
CheekyRaccoon 27
Those who do it just for the attention. A fruitless endeavour if you'd ask me.
Bawsack 18
you'll be surprised. It's cool to be gay at the moment.
GhostFox 34
Yep, it's somehow "cool" to risk getting bullied, harassed, expelled, fired, attacked, murdered, raped, disowned, kicked out, refused service, arrested, refused insurance.... Definitely "cool."
pjsr 33
I think you can somehow finagle this into her buying a lot of stuff for you. "Well, mom, I liked it a little that time. Maybe we can go again next weekend. I'm trying to change. Can you help me? I really don't want to be straight."
ahabsfan 17
How do you feel about interior design?
ncparry 18
I'm a woman who hates shopping....guess that means I'm gay...my husband will be surprised.