By Halloweenie - 16/10/2009 08:44 - United States

Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML
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TJPM69 0
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dude that sucks, i hate spiders sooo much

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MiddleChild08 0

I would have totally freaked out, because I am terrified of spiders. But weren't they moving while you were carrying the box? Or did they think "Hey, let's stay still so that he thinks we are fake, and when we get to the living room we can escape!"...

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TJPM69 0
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dude that sucks, i hate spiders sooo much

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Starchild21 3
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Spiders are awesome. How the hell can anyone not like them? I bet you guys would kill the spider in Charlotte's Web lol bunch of murderers __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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Ajjas013 6

Now you have to deal with those suckers.

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Lasagnaa 24

Why would anyone ever have a box of spiders in the first place?? Sorry OP. If I were you, I would drown my place with bug spray.

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boatkicker 4

See spiders don't bother me, but this is hilarious. thank you.

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OhMyGodOx 0

Ahaha, Poor Youu, I'm Majorly Exited About Halloween>> Schoolgirl ;) x

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ChunAsperEndao 0

=D

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ddrluna 2
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I'd have shat bricks. Ewww.

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etantao 0
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you're a manly man!

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lrb081 0
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Common sense tells you that if you want something protected, put it in a protective box! I have years worth of Halloween, Christmas and Easter decorations that are in plastic boxes with snap lids and I've never had anything get in the boxes that wasn't supposed to be in the box to begin with.

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f_alltheirlives 3
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Wow! Thank you Martha Stewart

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JohnE3 0
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I laughed.

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DGross 8
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I thought of a certain SNL spoof about boxes and what to put in them. OP: That sucks, esp if you hate spiders

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jchansfan 0

CALLING ALL SPIDER RIDERS! :D ... ... I never actually watched that show... o_O'

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MiddleChild08 0

I would have totally freaked out, because I am terrified of spiders. But weren't they moving while you were carrying the box? Or did they think "Hey, let's stay still so that he thinks we are fake, and when we get to the living room we can escape!"...

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alwaysalady 0

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! How horrible! I would have had a freaking coronary, right freaking there. I had a freaking mini-stroke just reading that!

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jchansfan 0

You would not last in the desert.

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SimpleSimon 0
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Freaking froop, dude!

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FerrariCake 2
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Spiders are more afraid of people than we are of them. Every year, millions of spiders are killed by people but barely any people are killed by spiders (and then only in remote regions... and do we really care about those people anyway?) Please, help save the spiders. Send your donation to my "help the spiders" fund. Fully tax deductible.

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twilightfox 3

I already help spiders dispite being afraid if them I put them in a jar and let them go free outside.

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Link5794 18

If millions of spiders weren't killed by humans, then millions of humans would be killed by spiders. It's a necessary evil.

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ash0158 15

4 years later... You're probably still a jerk. 'Do we care about those people anyway?' Yes...

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