By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 14:00
The Top
By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom
Spread the word
By JAY22 - 26/03/2009 11:41 - United States
Get riggity riggity wrecked, son.
By Anonymous - 25/10/2017 06:00 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster
By AkaiKitsune - 26/06/2017 11:11
AkaiKitsune tells us more.
Law and order
By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 07:03 - United States - Reno
By Ummm - 03/08/2016 19:45 - United States - Wheaton
Busted
By Sofi - 21/08/2018 06:00
By Poolfool - 03/10/2018 13:30
Wet dream
By Annettedarling - 22/04/2017 00:00 - United Kingdom
By unemployedliar - 23/05/2017 10:09 - United States - Aurora
jmk10 tells us more.
Op here, wow I didn't know this would actually get published. Yeah I know I shouldn't have lied but I should probably mention that I do know some Japanese (more conversational than fluent, probably enough to be able to assist a customer). I figured it would be okay. Lesson learned. As you can probably figure out, I didn't get the job though.
Get over here
By Chocolaty - 22/07/2016 00:48 - Australia - Geelong
Zigazig Ah
By Anonymous - 17/12/2017 01:30
By Rebecca2135 - 01/10/2018 22:05
Cheeky
By RB84 - 22/04/2017 02:00
By Anonymous - 13/05/2017 12:00
By AkaiKitsune - 12/06/2017 11:38
AkaiKitsune tells us more.
Yes, my horse is a bit of a... character at times. For those whose said I shouldn't be wearing white, there was a show next door that I was debating on going to and it was a hot day. So I was wearing my lightweight white dress shirt. Too hot for the jacket. If I had fallen off I wouldn't have bothered with the show. It was just a small barn show anyway. But I thought it might be a good warm up to show season. I would have done my lesson on my Perlino Andalusian stud, then switched to my beautiful black Arabian mare for the show so as to not overheat either of them. If I hadn't gone for a short ride that day the pair would have been a nightmare to handle the next. The downside of having a preference for hotbloods. That's alright, I got him back today by bringing him to the beach and using him for pony rides for the kids. He knows not to act up around the children. Though he had the most put-out expression on his face. Like somehow playing pony was beneath him... Mind he did get me back for that by dumping me into a blackberry bush the next day.
By Crawlinginmymemes - 02/10/2016 18:46 - United States - Danvers
Size isn't everything!
By Franklin - 18/12/2017 19:00
Family coincidence
By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 02:30
Oh, hi
By Fifi - 16/04/2018 05:00
By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 18:30
Grossed out
By anne - 07/01/2016 12:00 - Germany
Let him have his innocence
By sydcaller618 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Richmond
Doggy Wants A Bone
By Oh man... - 01/08/2017 00:30 - Australia - Perth
By Sleeping moody - 08/08/2016 04:01 - United States - Hollywood
By ERnightmare - 03/08/2018 06:00 - United States - Long Beach
By Why? - 31/05/2017 10:49
LikeLegitness tells us more.
Hey guys this is the OP here. I just wanted to give a little more background and clear some stuff up. So I didn't have the job for very long but it was something that I've been wanting to do for a long time which is working with animals. During my short period of time there I barely talked to my co-workers because there was just too much work to do and not enough time to do it. But when I did have some time to spare I would casually talk to them. I could tell they didn't love me but I thought it was just because I was new but they didn't seem to hate me either because they were nice enough to my face. My manager just told me people were making comments about me and how I worked and I wished that they came to me instead of just getting rid of me. I was a bit shocked to say the least and was very upset but it is what it is and I'm moving on. Thanks for reading and for posting my first FML.
By Kurliez408 - 06/06/2017 12:45
Kurliez408 tells us more.
OP here! I really enjoyed (most of) those comments! This actually happened about 10 years ago xD I did call her out on it and told her I hand-made mine. She reluctantly handed it over, which she wouldn't have done if it was REALLY from her sister! For those saying I could've shown a picture- again, 10 years ago haha. Phone cameras were pretty crappy and less popular. Plus I only had the necklace for about two weeks. All's well that ends well and let the stealer go sulk to her friends!
Now I ain't saying she a gold digger...
By Anonymous - 26/09/2017 19:34
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They're not really my cats, I inherited them from my mother who spoiled them rotten. I'm more of a dog person. Well, I've got three big dogs so that's kinda obvious