FML : Doggy Wants A Bone

Doggy Wants A Bone

Today, I began my ritual of my afternoon wank. As I was about to finish, I noticed my dog staring at me from across the room. We shared a longboard stare as I came, and I can't look him in the eyes the same way. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Oh man... - / Tuesday 1 August 2017 06:30 / Australia - Perth

Intimacy

Animals

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7516382 - Tuesday 1 August 2017 0:46

"Big deal, man. I lick my balls all day and hump the couch."

By bigtwobah | 6

#7516465 - Tuesday 1 August 2017 1:44

If your ritual in the afternoon is to beat off, you need a goddamn job.

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7516382 - Tuesday 1 August 2017 0:46

"Big deal, man. I lick my balls all day and hump the couch."

By John Froggatt | 3

#7516448 - Tuesday 1 August 2017 1:33

Yup sounds like my Amy ;-)

By bigtwobah | 6

#7516465 - Tuesday 1 August 2017 1:44

If your ritual in the afternoon is to beat off, you need a goddamn job.

NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#7630822 - Saturday 5 May 2018 1:16

Maybe he works nightshifts?

By CheekyRaccoon | 27

#7516470 - Tuesday 1 August 2017 1:49

Kind of a jerk move, watching you and making things weird. A pretty dog move IMO.

By jfsiv | 17

#7516492 - Tuesday 1 August 2017 2:04

So.... just how do you look into his eyes now?

By tolkien897 | 15

#7516694 - Tuesday 1 August 2017 5:30

Well, at least you aren't the weird one that let's their dog in on the action. those people are creepy.

By olga_crvjl | 19

#7516850 - Tuesday 1 August 2017 8:38

Ohhh poor dog can never look at you same either lol

By babyblueyes | 27

#7517157 - Tuesday 1 August 2017 13:09

....why did you finish? That's the most disturbing part. The fact that you stared and continued..

By jbuckets_404 | 34

#7517233 - Tuesday 1 August 2017 14:23

As opposed to your daily morning or evening wank???

By Bri Evans | 2

#7560489 - Sunday 5 November 2017 6:18

OMG poor dog

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