Doggy Wants A Bone

By Oh man... - 01/08/2017 06:30 - Australia - Perth

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Today, I began my ritual of my afternoon wank. As I was about to finish, I noticed my dog staring at me from across the room. We shared a longboard stare as I came, and I can't look him in the eyes the same way. FML
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Glowworm56 26

"Big deal, man. I lick my balls all day and hump the couch."

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bigtwobah 6

If your ritual in the afternoon is to beat off, you need a goddamn job.

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Glowworm56 26

"Big deal, man. I lick my balls all day and hump the couch."

44 1
bigtwobah 6

If your ritual in the afternoon is to beat off, you need a goddamn job.

25 2
CheekyRaccoon 27

Kind of a jerk move, watching you and making things weird. A pretty dog move IMO.

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jfsiv 17

So.... just how do you look into his eyes now?

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tolkien897 15

Well, at least you aren't the weird one that let's their dog in on the action. those people are creepy.

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olga_crvjl 19

Ohhh poor dog can never look at you same either lol

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babyblueyes 27

....why did you finish? That's the most disturbing part. The fact that you stared and continued..

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jbuckets_404 38

As opposed to your daily morning or evening wank???

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