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Oh, hi

By Fifi - 16/04/2018 05:00

Today, my husband popped out to the hotel gym while I jumped in the shower. After a while I heard a knock on the door. Thinking it was him, I cheekily opened the door in my naked glory to be greeted by the maid. I didn’t know do-not-disturb signs aren’t double sided. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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You deserved it 8 624

Call the fuzz

By towel please! - 10/03/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I found out the day manager has been illegally entering my apartment when I’m not home. My car was in the shop, so when he saw my parking spot empty, he came right on in. I was just getting out of the shower and was standing stark naked. He didn’t even try to explain. Just smirked. FML

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You deserved it 93

By Lilly_28 - 11/08/2009 14:01 - United States

Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

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You deserved it 18 451

By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 18:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

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You deserved it 9 205

Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 1 102

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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You deserved it 260

By Deconstructed - 19/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML

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You deserved it 27 998

By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

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You deserved it 3 307

By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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bigdaddyeric 35

Monday 16 April 2018 6:08

They are Double Sided, one side says “Do Not Disturb” and the other side says “Housekeeping Needed” in the hotels I usually stay at, I think we can guess which side you had facing out, LOL

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 16 April 2018 10:05

Wouldn't your husband have the key card to to come back in without knocking? Wouldn't make sense to assume its your husband.

Comments

LadyRen 20

Monday 16 April 2018 5:26

She didn’t say “housekeeping”? I thought they were supposed to.

confused_wandere 26

Monday 16 April 2018 16:25

This is real life, not Harry Potter.

smaldridge 12

Wednesday 18 April 2018 0:24

at the hotel I worked at after knocking you announced who you were. ie front desk, housekeeping, guest services.

bigdaddyeric 35

Monday 16 April 2018 6:08

They are Double Sided, one side says “Do Not Disturb” and the other side says “Housekeeping Needed” in the hotels I usually stay at, I think we can guess which side you had facing out, LOL

ChakatBlackstar 29

Monday 16 April 2018 6:15

I think I've seen that movie before...that very dirty movie.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 April 2018 7:03

Maybe the maid had something else double-sided in her cleaning cart ;) if you know what I mean ;) ;)

ARISKomuniszt 24

Wednesday 18 April 2018 0:48

;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) Oh, by the way I don't understand your innuendo, I just have a muscle spasm...

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Monday 16 April 2018 7:21

I think this is more of an embarrassing moment, not an FML lol

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 16 April 2018 10:05

Wouldn't your husband have the key card to to come back in without knocking? Wouldn't make sense to assume its your husband.

ChakatBlackstar 29

Monday 16 April 2018 20:57

He could've forgotten the key. I've done that more than a few times when taking a short trip through a hotel to the gym or gift shop or most often the pool. And if someone's still in the room it's easier to knock than walk all the way to the front desk.