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The Top
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Creepy
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Fit as a fiddle
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Catfished
By Iman - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Reach
By shortarse - 12/06/2017 18:00 - Australia - Saint Lucia
Funny how?
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By Anonymous - 02/06/2017 11:08
Time to invest in a gas mask!
By crystalxuk - 31/07/2017 11:18 - Republic of Korea
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After years of being on FML, I finally get featured! It started about 2 weeks after we got here and I basically have hives, am very itchy, and have severe allergies. All this has made me very depressed for months I just stay at home with the windows closed and the air cleaner on because it gets worse whenever I go outside. So the Army is letting us apply for "compassionate reassignment" which lets us move to our next army base earlier than we are supposed to. Hopefully it gets approved!
Soliciting
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Romantic gesture
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By rexob - 04/02/2009 15:51 - United States
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thanks for all those who are genuinely concerned...i really appreciate it. i'm hanging in there, and hopefully my sister will be alright. we've been to therapy and i think it's helped her, but i don't know how this will come up later in life for us. again, i really appreciate those of you who took this seriously.
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By Dr Pepper - 28/01/2018 06:00 - Canada
Blasted
By coolest_mom - 25/11/2015 06:00
Slip of the tongue
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By Anonymous - 14/07/2017 21:30 - Italy
Dude…
By 50sStyle - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Hartland
The Little Sperm That Could
By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 16:00
By Penguinsuit - 13/03/2018 01:30
No Chick-Hating on Easter!
By Anonymous - 01/04/2018 19:00
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Ok, followup: cat is fine. She had to stay at the hospital overnight with IV fluids to flush out her system. Also, anyone who understands how picky cats are about what they eat would be surprised that a cat would even consider chocolate food... including the emergency vet, who had never seen a case of a cat eating chocolate in her entire 15 years, simply because cats are not supposed to be dumb enough to try eating it. She had also left said bowl of chocolates (which was up on a high shelf) alone for about three months already, so I had no reason to think she would go after it. Needless to say, I now keep all food items out of reach and sight, regardless of what they are. Since the incident, some of her favorite foods I have discovered (that I mostly try desperately to keep her from eating): tomatoes, peanuts, ice cream, raw sugar snap peas (and other veggies), hair, cardboard, string, rubber bands, and cat litter. The best part? After all that, she doesn't believe that kitty treat tuna flakes are food. Too much like paper...?