Love and Animals: Wet dream

Wet dream

By Annettedarling - 21/04/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog acted out a scene from Disney with me, by causing me and a member of the opposite sex to fall into a river after tangling our legs with the lead. No, it didn't lead to marriage, just me being yelled at. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 999

You deserved it 533

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 384

You deserved it 6 389

By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 775

You deserved it 20 097

By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 458

You deserved it 3 604

By psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 717

You deserved it 3 558

What just happened?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 279

You deserved it 6 173

By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 475

You deserved it 5 305

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By Kelsiiii - 11/03/2020 03:00

Today, I pretended to be dead in front of my dog to see what he would do. He started to hump me, and when I tried to get up, he growled at me until I got back down on the ground to wait until he was finished. FML

I agree, your life sucks 724

You deserved it 2 113

Splashed out

By El Boz - 22/02/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 130

You deserved it 61 901

By anonamous - 12/03/2012 21:45 - United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 165

You deserved it 9 126

By thedogkisser - 06/06/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 091

You deserved it 84 194

Gngr_Grl 26

Saturday 22 April 2017 1:03

When my eyes initially scanned this fml, they caught the words "my dog acted out," "sex," and "with me." This was a much MUCH milder fml than the one my brain initially had a split second of horror over.

United Airlines 2

Saturday 22 April 2017 0:06

Sadly it only works with dalmations

Comments

United Airlines 2

Saturday 22 April 2017 0:06

Sadly it only works with dalmations

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 22 April 2017 1:01

You mean acting out a romantic scene from a Disney movie in real life doesn't result in marriage? Darn, no wonder running away from a dance from my partner at midnight and leaving my shoe behind on the steps never worked.

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 22 April 2017 1:03

The thing that makes this FML even better is that it even takes place in Britain like the film.

Gngr_Grl 26

Saturday 22 April 2017 1:03

Josh Jaron Avid 5

Monday 24 April 2017 8:35

I kind half freaked seeing that too. after reading I was fine

Thor1012 28

Saturday 22 April 2017 1:07

Her surname wasn't deville by any chance?

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 22 April 2017 2:04

OP's would have to be since OP is female (or the mobile app is still screwed up, I don't really know).

Emi N. Jax 13

Saturday 22 April 2017 5:16

101 Dalmatians!! ❤️❤️

Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 22 April 2017 7:14

The key for this to work is, it needs to be your 101th time. The path to happiness is only 100 more tries away, good luck my friend!

Pixiewolfe 46

Saturday 22 April 2017 7:25

Wow my first FML to be published! Haha yes in took place in London. Battersea park not regent's park sadly which would have made it funnier! I do live near the church where they get married to in the live action remake of it though! :)