Now I ain't saying she a gold digger...

By Anonymous - 26/09/2017 19:34

Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

Now she'll have two daddys.

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Allie614032 34

You should've piped up at the part where they ask if anyone has any protests.

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kevingirl 6

well you weren't really forced. you didn't have to go.

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Glowworm56 26

I swear I wrote that BEFORE the title showed up. Honest!

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GhostFox 33

What IS the title? It currently is showing as anonymous on the iOS version of the app, or at least it is for me.

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Glowworm56 26

The title is "Now I ain't saying she a gold digger..." As I mentioned before, I'm pretty certain I wrote my comment before the title showed up and not the other way around...

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loserman67 35

I feel your pain OP. I had to sit through my daughter's wedding to a guy who's very existence I hate. I detest every breath he takes and was praying that the tree they got married under was going to fall and kill him, No such luck

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Allie614032 34

Do you have an actual reason for hating him? Because wishing death upon anyone is awful.

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Danne696 14

A reason is guaranteed to exist, wheter you agree with it or not is what you're actually wondering.

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GhostFox 33

I wouldn't say that wishing death on ANYONE is awful. There's a shitload of people the world would be better off without, and wishing someone would die isn't going to actually MAKE them die.

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loserman67 35

Do you really want to know? or were you just posting a reply

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Allie614032 34

Yes, I really want to know. That's why I asked.

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Allie614032 34

You should've piped up at the part where they ask if anyone has any protests.

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EmDizzle2007 28

but if his objections were baseless, it wouldn't have mattered

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EmDizzle2007 28

but if his objections were baseless, it wouldn't have mattered

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RichardPencil 30

If he makes her truly happy, why should you care about his age? Of course, it’ll be awkward when he starts calling you “Dad.”

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Sinshine 28

Unless he's like 70, I don't really see a big problem. Sure, it's unusual but if they're happy, there's nothing wrong.

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Isa_fml 20

20 year olds are so young though. I feel like there's a pretty good chance that this guy's either incredibly emotionally or socially stunted, or a flat-out predator. What could a man who's probably at least 50ish possibly be getting out of a relationship with someone so young, other than a person who's dependent on him that he can manipulate and control? It's creepy. I'm 30 and I'd never date a 20 year old. Why on earth would I want to? They're in a completely different place in terms of social and personal development and maturity, even if they are "technically" adults.

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RichardPencil 30

That's a lot of assumptions! I'm an older guy and I still have an optimistic outlook on life. I find many (not all) women close to my age are cynical and pessimistic. Women who have optimism that matches mine tend to be younger. I'm looking for a mutually respectful relationship where she influences my life as much as I influence hers. I'm not going to disqualify any consenting adult because of her age.

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typhoonfire8 4

I really hope you're 12 op

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Foxy4714 5

Uhm... oh that's not my daddy that's my father xD

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