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Kevin can fuck himself

By Anonymous - 21/06/2021 00:01

Today, my husband was two hours late from picking up my daughter from practice. I called his cell once to check if they were alright. When they finally arrived, he was annoyed at me for "controlling" him. He then pushed his sweaty shirt in my face to take in his "musty scent". When I refused, he got mad again. FML

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cuz803 44

Monday 21 June 2021 1:04

Give him a taste of his own medicine. Next time he needs you to do something, take your sweet time for 2 hrs then shove something smelly in his face when he gets mad.

Stheno 14

Wednesday 23 June 2021 11:39

what an abusive ahole

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cuz803 44

Monday 21 June 2021 1:04

Give him a taste of his own medicine. Next time he needs you to do something, take your sweet time for 2 hrs then shove something smelly in his face when he gets mad.

OrySoma 11

Monday 21 June 2021 21:37

go for a jog in a sweat suit in the hottest day of the year make sure to eat a bunch of garlic before then come home and straddle his face

Stheno 14

Wednesday 23 June 2021 11:39

what an abusive ahole

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