Today, I canceled going to a party with my sisters because I had a secret plan to have a threesome. They left for the party, but soon returned thinking it would be no fun without me. By then we were already making a lot of indecent noise. They heard it all. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML
Today, as I was going to hook up with a sex friend, I discovered that my pack of condoms was missing. Then I saw my sister chewing out her two 10-year-old twins, who'd found them in my drawer. This how my family, who had visited me for family dinner, found out about my sexual life. FML
Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and her best friend came home after a long night. They both hopped into the bed and were very insistent that I join them. I said I felt weird about it and slept on the couch. The next morning, my pissed off girlfriend said that they wanted a threesome but I killed the mood. Fuck, I'm an idiot. FML
Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
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real life problems 26
Well you know what they say, " two is a crowd, three is a party. " Technically you went to a party anyway.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Usually, it's better to be seen, and not heard, but your case is an exception.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Usually, it's better to be seen, and not heard, but your case is an exception.
TCRII 30
You are obviously the life of the party.
RichardPencil 32
They were right. You obviously are the fun one! Did you have two other guys, or a guy and a girl? Or two other girls?
Ashamed_Sister 60
Richard, don't be so nosey.
RichardPencil 32
Aw, c’mon, aren’t you curious?
Jr Malvitz 15
Maybe she is one of the sisters
real life problems 26
Curiosity killed the cat, it's a good thing Richard is a dog
rodfergie 18
I'm with you... I wanna know.
joeyl2008 29
The threesome was actually with her left hand and her right hand.
Mungolikecandy 19
As long as it is not with a goat and a donkey who cares.
real life problems 26
Well you know what they say, " two is a crowd, three is a party. " Technically you went to a party anyway.
TyrionLannister 17
Sounds like my kind of party.
Cole Manson 10
I'm sorry, I'm not seeing an FML anywhere in this post. Sounds like you have super cool sisters that like spending time with you and you had a threesome. Sounds awesome to me. Who cares if they heard you enjoying some time with other people, it happens. Nothing weird about having sex.
fde2blknimout 18
This website won’t allow true responses. So. You are a good decent person!
Davros 12
So you got to have a 3-way and hang out with your sisters all in the same day? I don't see a problem unless this is like that old **** movie called Taboo.
Mortoli 30
lucky lol. add 3 more to enjoy? lol