I hate it when this happens, you bump into someone on the street and accidentally say "existiental agony"

That's so goth.

None of this would've happened if you were Canadian

?

Your rudeness would probably pass for normal in Boston. It wouldn't surprise me if the guy said, "What are you, wicked re-tahd-ed? Pissah!"

On the bright side, now he probably thinks you're hardcore. Or that you're crazy. Either way, he's less likely to try and mess with you.

I hope you gave him an evil death glare while you said it. Then maybe got some flame jets around you for effect.

I know you were embarrassed, but part of me thinks that was awesome.

Sufferin' succotash

I'm crying, this is so funny