FML : Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said,...

Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Crawlinginmymemes - / Sunday 2 October 2016 18:46 / United States - Danvers

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By Xelabasat | 14

#6704894 - Saturday 22 October 2016 10:10

I hate it when this happens, you bump into someone on the street and accidentally say "existiental agony"

By SauceySarah | 30

#6704898 - Saturday 22 October 2016 10:14

That's so goth.

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By Xelabasat | 14

#6704894 - Saturday 22 October 2016 10:10

I hate it when this happens, you bump into someone on the street and accidentally say "existiental agony"

_EnderDoge | 22

#6704966 - Saturday 22 October 2016 17:26

One of the funnier comments I've seen.

By SauceySarah | 30

#6704898 - Saturday 22 October 2016 10:14

That's so goth.

By ghetto_child | 18

#6704899 - Saturday 22 October 2016 10:27

None of this would've happened if you were Canadian

extrasnipes | 22

#6704920 - Saturday 22 October 2016 13:04

Sorry for butting but it's true. Sorry. Did I say I was sorry?

By demix_fml | 26

#6704900 - Saturday 22 October 2016 10:41

demix_fml | 26

#6704901 - Saturday 22 October 2016 10:43

This was meant to be a laughing face ...... OP I'm sure the person will forgive you.

Dilexar | 26

#6704916 - Saturday 22 October 2016 12:53

I too have figured out FML is not emoji friendly XD

By RichardPencil | 25

#6704908 - Saturday 22 October 2016 11:26

Your rudeness would probably pass for normal in Boston. It wouldn't surprise me if the guy said, "What are you, wicked re-tahd-ed? Pissah!"

By LyricaSilvan | 29

#6704914 - Saturday 22 October 2016 12:15

On the bright side, now he probably thinks you're hardcore.

Or that you're crazy. Either way, he's less likely to try and mess with you.

By Lalala579121 | 27

#6704915 - Saturday 22 October 2016 12:51

I hope you gave him an evil death glare while you said it. Then maybe got some flame jets around you for effect.

By graphicstyle7 | 17

#6704938 - Saturday 22 October 2016 14:51

I know you were embarrassed, but part of me thinks that was awesome.

By stryder9090 | 28

#6704940 - Saturday 22 October 2016 15:02

Sufferin' succotash

By kctrl | 8

#6704982 - Saturday 22 October 2016 18:37

I'm crying, this is so funny

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