By Ummm - 03/08/2016 19:45 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML
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He shouldve asked before showing you his tiny penis. What a lovely unsatisfying relationship that couldve been


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Goblin182 26

I gave this a thumbs up just for the expression millimeter peter. Made me laugh.

That's offensive for all the peters who got a few meters

if you love him it shouldn't matter..but I guess you can't decide that after the second date..

Most people don't fall in love on the second date.

I wouldn't love anyone who whipped out his willy on the second date. Friends first, then possibly romance.

He shouldve asked before showing you his tiny penis. What a lovely unsatisfying relationship that couldve been

it's good he didn't ask before (if OP said yes) because then she would later find out her bf has a micro..better she found out before

I think he was following Louis CK's advice. "I think a man's penis is the first thing a woman needs to see on a date. That way, she won't be disappointed when it comes to that time later on in the relationship." ^^^^ Can't remember exactly what he said, but it was something along those lines.

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Goblin182 26

So the old saying. "its not the size that matters, its how you use it" is a lie? :(

I'm surprised he had the balls to show it to her on the second date if it's really that small. That being said, I've been with big guys who thought just cause they have the size it makes the sex good (spoiler-its not because they think they don't have to try) and I've been with smaller guys who, in my experience, are more concerned with pleasing and do a MUCH better job

When it comes to micropenises, it's likely that he couldn't actually use it. If you're brave, google image it. They're like the size of a pinky toe.

If you have ever seen a baby's penis, a micro penis is like that but with balls and it's on a grown man

this happened to me, except I had already said yes to being his girlfriend.. didn't want to be a prick so went along with it and then guilt kept me in the relationship for much longer than nessacary. (he was a manipulative twat , not just about his sick size) but now I haven't been with him in so long it still makes me chuckle knowing that he will be going through that same awkward 'oh, okay then..' moment forever.

I gues the rest of his inches were in his personality. xD

4everBroken 13

Interesting time to ask you to be his girlfriend LOL I wonder if that works for him.

I doubt it. Seems like not in this case especially.

His size aside...You NEVER pull out your wank on a 2nd date. I will give him this though, at least he didn't bother lying about the size of his Johnson. He just decided to share it with you. ?

I'm pretty sure that's dependant on the people involved and the vibe that's going on. There are no hard and fast rules.

Nah he's right right. You should let the other person pull it out if it's only the 2nd date! Sharing sounds bad tho due to portion size

Ew I'm sorry he flashed you his penis. Obviously there are plenty of ways of pleasing a woman that don't rely on penis size, but his behaviour suggests he's not one of the guys who knows about them.

Look it up on urbandictionary. Always look up unfamiliar words on there first before you try googling them.

That's sad. I can't imagine being handed that shitty card my whole adult life. No wonder he's awkward as **** about it (pulls down pants and asks her to be his girlfriend).

SauceySarah 30

That's when you fake being ill, book it home, block his number, and pretend this never happened.