I gave this a thumbs up just for the expression millimeter peter. Made me laugh.

That's offensive for all the peters who got a few meters

You're clearly forever alone.

Most people don't fall in love on the second date.

I wouldn't love anyone who whipped out his willy on the second date. Friends first, then possibly romance.

it's good he didn't ask before (if OP said yes) because then she would later find out her bf has a micro..better she found out before

I think he was following Louis CK's advice. "I think a man's penis is the first thing a woman needs to see on a date. That way, she won't be disappointed when it comes to that time later on in the relationship." ^^^^ Can't remember exactly what he said, but it was something along those lines.

Two words. Second, date.

Two words. Micro, penis.

So the old saying. "its not the size that matters, its how you use it" is a lie? :(

I'm surprised he had the balls to show it to her on the second date if it's really that small. That being said, I've been with big guys who thought just cause they have the size it makes the sex good (spoiler-its not because they think they don't have to try) and I've been with smaller guys who, in my experience, are more concerned with pleasing and do a MUCH better job

When it comes to micropenises, it's likely that he couldn't actually use it. If you're brave, google image it. They're like the size of a pinky toe.

If you have ever seen a baby's penis, a micro penis is like that but with balls and it's on a grown man

I gues the rest of his inches were in his personality. xD

I doubt it. Seems like not in this case especially.

I'm pretty sure that's dependant on the people involved and the vibe that's going on. There are no hard and fast rules.

Nah he's right right. You should let the other person pull it out if it's only the 2nd date! Sharing sounds bad tho due to portion size

Google it

#11, don't.

Look it up on urbandictionary. Always look up unfamiliar words on there first before you try googling them.

Smaller than 2 3/4 when fully erect.

That's sad. I can't imagine being handed that shitty card my whole adult life. No wonder he's awkward as **** about it (pulls down pants and asks her to be his girlfriend).