By fuck my arse - 08/08/2013 22:15 - United Kingdom - Reading
By fuck my arse - 08/08/2013 22:15 - United Kingdom - Reading
By lovehurts - 28/12/2009 20:41 - United States
By anonymous - 28/12/2009 02:18 - United States
By It burns down there - 11/12/2018 17:30
By offuckingcourse - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa
By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 20:49 - United States
By given.sins619 - 11/04/2023 22:00
By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo
By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 01:49 - United States
By C45 - 25/12/2009 20:27 - Canada
By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 10:13 - United States - Gladewater
By psychic parents, how do they work? :( - 31/07/2013 22:49 - United States - Effingham
By littlepsychgirl - 29/09/2011 20:14 - United States
By FlGirl - 24/12/2009 07:00 - United States
By Katy - 18/12/2018 14:00
By vhtdgjj - 29/11/2010 18:26 - United States
By f_ck_U - 21/09/2011 06:47 - China
By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States
By Deaththreat101 - 08/08/2012 20:39 - United States - Evanston
By Blackfell - 07/08/2012 17:59 - United States
By Awesome. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Sam - 15/07/2013 05:14 - United States - Elmhurst
By Godsfavourite - 14/09/2011 05:42 - Australia
The train had those seats that run parallel with the walls of the train, not the window and aisle seats. And I tell you know that the lady was just one of those people that looks down their nose at most youth. I was in no way disrespectful to her and when I pointed out the seat next to me and she went and told the security guards that I refused to stand up for her. It's messed up, man. OP
By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
By mydadsawsooomuch - 17/11/2010 13:26 - United States
By SimG - 07/07/2013 12:35 - Canada - Cambridge
By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City
By Ames - 23/05/2009 16:07 - United States
By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 12:50 - United States - Ontario
Keywords
more than 100 means those confirmed and posted FMLs. That 500 are those unconfirmed which need you to click Y or N.