Smooth talkin' dude

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 01:48 - Canada

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
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The nicest thing? I don't know what could have been any nicer?



do20ss 4

that is awesome, definitely take that as a compliment!!!

boobs are awesome

ya hope u sucked his suckable parts!!!

MissErikaHart 0

hahaha ^

that's a win girl

Yeah, 36, pics of a conversation are very interesting.

83: google "shitting dick nipples".

83 not all nipples are suckable, I've see titties "by accident" that I wouldn't suck even if you paid me. 102 eeew daug. . .I don't think I'll ever suck titties again! DAMN! Someone please delete this picture from my head. . .God please install a new hard-drive in my head! Some gross ass shit. . .

cdatribe23 0

KEEPER!!!!! Lol

where's spokompton?

Noo wayy! CDA?! as in the lake? Best lake ever!!!:)

Hey!!!! Not many titties can be considered "suckable"! In my days, I've come across 3 pair! My girlfriends, my ex's, n this random chick at the store. You should be grateful.

Give him a break, he likes your rack

her yummy rack!

awesome lol

The nicest thing? I don't know what could have been any nicer?

Hahaha precisely.

Hahhaha.. Nice one 26

badgirl01 0

I'd say that's a pretty nice thing to say.

Darko21 5

Would you rather him say pinch-able and cause you pain?

ken328 0


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mcxhunni 0

how old are you? "EW?" gtfo.

I can't come up with a greater compliment.

schwancy 2

Perhaps the only way he knows how to express his love is by describing your naughty bits.

schwancy, your smile is brighter than the backlighting on my iPhone. FYI...

MissErikaHart 0

not on mine...

honeybee366 0

that's a good thing. :) wish I had that smile.

zombiedroogie138 0


haha mine too!

RedPillSucks 31

@18 - Smooth. I suppose she makes you harder than that gun in your profile pic.

It was a compliment, that's all. If it had to do with guns, I would have used something with a longer barrel... ;)

RedPillSucks 31