I think I saw that on an episode of "1000 Ways to Die"

Is OP a widow now

yeah, but he's obviously not a "stayer", if you get my drift..

Funeral bill*

Cause of Death: Decapitation and/or natural selection.

But first take out a large life insurance policy.

They don't cover acts of stupid

yes they do

It's funny because this sentence makes no sense.

Anddddddd til death do us part... That's a big line in there I think

Don't know, but I'd say his wife will probably become a widow one day...

Hahahaha idk why there's down votes I think it's a total MERICA moment

Because stupidity is hardly an American thing. And FML doesn't enjoy stereotyping.

And not to mention the fact that this particular FML is from California. Californians are a whole new breed of stupid. Most Americans will likely be offended at the comparison...

I'm American and I find comments like these hilarious. Some people are too uptight.

#69. I agree with you, we don't get offended at this

The gender distribution of American prisoners supports this. The ratio of male to female people who do whatever they want regardless of what they're told is 14:1. Shit just got real.

Maybe that just means women are better at getting away with it though!