Work: Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday...

By ohshat - 22/12/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 980

You deserved it 13 010

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By Camille - 14/07/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 536

You deserved it 4 700

By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 952

You deserved it 13 984

By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 342

You deserved it 3 459

Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 020

You deserved it 7 709

I'm not your real mom

By Phillip - 24/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML

I agree, your life sucks 280

You deserved it 181

Warning

By cricha4208 - 15/04/2014 14:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 446

You deserved it 4 274

By *SuperCringe* - 28/09/2017 16:00

Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 190

You deserved it 1 001

Undercover

By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 21:00

Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 476

You deserved it 231

I know that sound

By boredatwork - 29/01/2010 15:33 - Canada

Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 418

You deserved it 5 306

By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 11:48 - United States

Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 479

You deserved it 12 217

invisibledamage 2

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:20

LMAO what the hell? Seriously??? I smell a pay-raise!!

lmaoatyourlife 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:21

First FML to make me laugh in months!!!! FYL though, thats going to be awkward!!!

Comments

Thefog 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:19

first

VladAlex 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 6:54

dumb-ass your second

invisibledamage 2

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:20

LMAO what the hell? Seriously??? I smell a pay-raise!!

SoccerForTheWin 5

Wednesday 8 February 2012 4:49

Or she gets fired for saying no...

MrCatman1125 2

Thursday 15 November 2012 4:17

Or she has sex...

Robbieisadowg 16

Monday 14 October 2013 6:06

Doesn't matter had sex.

Dydy_fml 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:20

What??? hahaha that suck!!! :S

YDI_King 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:18

YDI for not watching what you say

All_time_low 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:24

Maybe she usually says "love you" at the end of a convo (on fb or msn or whatever) and she said it out of habit, not realizing who she was talking to.

shadowkiss13 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:36

ya thats wat i do so i understand just make up some excuse like "omg i didnt think that was u i thought that was (insert name) sorry for the misunderstanding" then laugh it off, simple.

seanreddog 4

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:58

She secretly wants to **** her boss, but can't because she's married. Hence the fml.

seanreddog 4

Wednesday 23 December 2009 0:15

G2G, love ya, tarynkd

jandrews10 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 18:08

Seriously? Where do you work...at an Ice Cream shop? Is your boss 16? And WHY were you talking to your boss on Facebook? Are any of these real?

tisiphone_fml 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 5:50

#19, I know what you mean. Isn't this something that everybody's done or had nightmares about at some point, just like showing up for that test we didn't study for, etc? That's great that your boss has a sense of humor...