Work: Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday... - FML

By ohshat - 22/12/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

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invisibledamage 2

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:20

LMAO what the hell? Seriously??? I smell a pay-raise!!

lmaoatyourlife 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:21

First FML to make me laugh in months!!!! FYL though, thats going to be awkward!!!

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Thefog 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:19

first

VladAlex 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 6:54

dumb-ass your second

invisibledamage 2

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:20

LMAO what the hell? Seriously??? I smell a pay-raise!!

SoccerForTheWin 5

Wednesday 8 February 2012 4:49

Or she gets fired for saying no...

MrCatman1125 2

Thursday 15 November 2012 4:17

Or she has sex...

Robbieisadowg 16

Monday 14 October 2013 6:06

Doesn't matter had sex.

Dydy_fml 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:20

What??? hahaha that suck!!! :S

YDI_King 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:18

YDI for not watching what you say

All_time_low 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:24

Maybe she usually says "love you" at the end of a convo (on fb or msn or whatever) and she said it out of habit, not realizing who she was talking to.

shadowkiss13 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:36

ya thats wat i do so i understand just make up some excuse like "omg i didnt think that was u i thought that was (insert name) sorry for the misunderstanding" then laugh it off, simple.

seanreddog 4

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:58

She secretly wants to **** her boss, but can't because she's married. Hence the fml.

seanreddog 4

Wednesday 23 December 2009 0:15

G2G, love ya, tarynkd

jandrews10 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 18:08

Seriously? Where do you work...at an Ice Cream shop? Is your boss 16? And WHY were you talking to your boss on Facebook? Are any of these real?

tisiphone_fml 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 5:50

#19, I know what you mean. Isn't this something that everybody's done or had nightmares about at some point, just like showing up for that test we didn't study for, etc? That's great that your boss has a sense of humor...

lmaoatyourlife 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:21

First FML to make me laugh in months!!!! FYL though, thats going to be awkward!!!

R34luver 5

Tuesday 4 January 2011 4:32

hahaha their FB offical!

txgirl09 5

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:23

Ouch. That's bad for both of you.

Starfire22 5

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:26

Well is he date worthy? Ifnot sorry op, fyl...

thinmint 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:35

well if he's hot and charming bang him... if not fyl

derschadenfreude 5

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:45

YDI for saying "on accident."

IMHAVINFUN 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:45

oooh!!!, someone's get'n a promotion. lol

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