FML : Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains....

Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By blahblah - / Thursday 27 June 2013 01:57 / United States - Richardson

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By TwoXMike | 14

#5554812 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:12

Just remember grasshopper, Wax on, Wax off

By HowAreYouToday | 34

#5554811 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:11

Just karate chop your neighbor.

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By HowAreYouToday | 34

#5554811 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:11

Just karate chop your neighbor.

Nordrag | 25

#5554821 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:15

With OP's current record she might end up knocking down their neighbors whole house.

thatkidhesh | 11

#5554823 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:18

time to switch sports OP

BabyGirlJr1 | 11

#5555220 - Thursday 27 June 2013 17:50

because shes so good at karate

theworldismad | 10

#5555874 - Friday 28 June 2013 4:08

everybody was Kung Fu fighting

tjv3 | 10

#5717808 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 2:20

Crane kick- no can defend

By TwoXMike | 14

#5554812 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:12

Just remember grasshopper, Wax on, Wax off

By TeenieRee_2032 | 27

#5554813 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:12

Life... Ain't that a kick in the... Lamp?

RodzillaX | 30

#5554929 - Thursday 27 June 2013 12:57

B for effort.

MyNameIsViet | 15

#5555064 - Thursday 27 June 2013 15:55

C- for execution.

Codezlol | 21

#5556040 - Friday 28 June 2013 6:42

C flat for delivery

GoodLookingGeese | 10

#5556176 - Friday 28 June 2013 9:30

D for existence

By Sangoma | 8

#5554814 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:12

three in one move, no need to perfect that round house kick , also creepy neighbor

By alycion | 32

#5554815 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:12

And people wonder why a lot of karate courses start out with the boring stuff like stretching.

JACKxRAWR | 22

#5555672 - Friday 28 June 2013 0:58

Sounds to me like OP is more of a DIY Sensei.

By _daniellesays_ | 10

#5554817 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:13

That's when you start creeping on him/her to discover/comment on their in-home embarrassment causing habits. Everybody has them.

stolencookie | 17

#5554854 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:56

I think you just may be predisposed to stalking... Might want to get that checked.

By jw90 | 18

#5554818 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:13

Pick up your jacket!

RodzillaX | 30

#5554932 - Thursday 27 June 2013 12:59

You can't tell me what to do. I never hang my jacket.

By Nordrag | 25

#5554819 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:14

I tried something stupid unprepared and someone made fun of me FML.

Why is there a lamp and curtains and shit in the area you want to "try karate"?

MGITSWFTC | 17

#5555247 - Thursday 27 June 2013 18:18

What I don't understand is how OP decided that it would be a good idea to completely forego a formal education in Karate and just try to kick some shit in their house

tygerarmy | 35

#5555371 - Thursday 27 June 2013 19:37

Unless the OP started taking Karate in a school and then tried to continue practicing at home she has not tried Karate. Just flinging your leg around and calling it a roundhouse kick does not make it one.