By blahblah - 27/06/2013 01:57 - United States - Richardson

Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML
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TwoXMike 14
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Just remember grasshopper, Wax on, Wax off

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HowAreYouToday 34

Just karate chop your neighbor.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Just karate chop your neighbor.

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Nordrag 26
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With OP's current record she might end up knocking down their neighbors whole house.

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thatkidhesh 11
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time to switch sports OP

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BabyGirlJr1 11
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because shes so good at karate

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theworldismad 10
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everybody was Kung Fu fighting

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tjv3 10

Crane kick- no can defend

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TwoXMike 14
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Just remember grasshopper, Wax on, Wax off

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TeenieRee_2032 27
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Life... Ain't that a kick in the... Lamp?

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RodzillaX 30
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B for effort.

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MyNameIsViet 15
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C- for execution.

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Codezlol 21
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C flat for delivery

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GoodLookingGeese 10

D for existence

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Sangoma 8
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three in one move, no need to perfect that round house kick , also creepy neighbor

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alycion 38
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And people wonder why a lot of karate courses start out with the boring stuff like stretching.

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JACKxRAWR 22
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Sounds to me like OP is more of a DIY Sensei.

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_daniellesays_ 10

That's when you start creeping on him/her to discover/comment on their in-home embarrassment causing habits. Everybody has them.

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stolencookie 17
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I think you just may be predisposed to stalking... Might want to get that checked.

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jw90 18

Pick up your jacket!

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RodzillaX 30
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You can't tell me what to do. I never hang my jacket.

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Nordrag 26
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I tried something stupid unprepared and someone made fun of me FML. Why is there a lamp and curtains and shit in the area you want to "try karate"?

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MGITSWFTC 17
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What I don't understand is how OP decided that it would be a good idea to completely forego a formal education in Karate and just try to kick some shit in their house

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tygerarmy 35
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Unless the OP started taking Karate in a school and then tried to continue practicing at home she has not tried Karate. Just flinging your leg around and calling it a roundhouse kick does not make it one.

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TiroC 25
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Just do the crane on him or the pinky finger!

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OneGirlTwoCups 13
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And that helps..... How?

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EvilUndead 9
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1. Simple moves are more efficient. 2. If you don't have trainer or books, that's not "karate". That's "making fool of yourself".

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