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Today, after I fell over and fractured my knee, I've been in hospital for a week. I now have a metal plate in my knee, and am due to be off work for months, I wouldn't mind as much if I hadn't been hit by a car two years ago, spent a week in hospital for a fractured vertebrae, and was off work for months. FML
Let's just hope your employer keeps believing your injuries are "accidents." There must be other ways to score free money.
With this pandemic, it could be worse; you could have been stuck to work from home with your metal knee.