Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML
Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML
Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow! Love you!" FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML
Today, I blurted out “Love you, bye!” at the end of a professional phone call. There was a long pause before he replied, “Uh… thank you for your help?” My coworkers heard everything. I'm now scared of my work phone ringing. FML
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. At the end of it, after I had got the job, my new manager said, “See you soon.” I then accidentally replied, “You too, love you.” FML
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Top comments
MoonyIce 0
Maybe he'll find it endearing - or at least amusing. At the very least, you won't come off as a tight-ass.
Zoockey 5
ouch dude.. Ouch I hope he does love you now tho ;)
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Zoockey 5
ouch dude.. Ouch I hope he does love you now tho ;)
borabora1991 0
I gasped once.
chloe2114 4
*Gasp*
rawrlily 0
No matter who I'm talking to, I always end a phone call with 'Okay, love ya, bye!' It's nit that bad.
alexandraa_fml 0
You ol' rascal, trying to get in good w the boss. Work romances are a death sentence! Beware! ;P
MoonyIce 0
Maybe he'll find it endearing - or at least amusing. At the very least, you won't come off as a tight-ass.
Igor_g5 0
Im always afraid that I'll do that. Came close a few times.
BeeSkwaird 0
Oh I've done it!
xdevotchkax 0
aw well, you're quick to talk about your feelings arent you?
stupidsteph 0
I think I've read this hear before. Whichever the case, that's what you get for throwing that statement around. you probably tell everyone you love them and don't mean it
xxdakotaxx 0
lay off scrooge u dont know his/her life. and OP: Ive done that before xD Im used to talking to my girlfriend on the phone , and one day i was talking to my friend and she said she had to go, and i was like" ok call ya later, i love you " XD
Twinklestar 0
Or maybe they just love most of the people they talk to? You sound a bit bitter. Also, it's "here", not "hear".
Levity 0
I bet conversations with your friends go "yea, i gotta go" "alright i mildly dislike you, later!" that was sarcasm, because you probably don't have any friends which is why you hate people who love theirs Love doesn't have to mean that you want to marry someone, I define someone you love as someone that you would give your life for
ssasjb01 0
@ #6 you have probale readvthis before, because this happens all the time. it'd happened to me @OP no biggie, it's funny I'm sure he will think is funny too
FerrariCake 2
Of course you love him... he's thinking about giving you a job. What's not to love?
barnops 0
I love you *****
blastvortex 4
Perhaps your inner self just wants to climb the... erm... "corporate ladder" quicker than you realize. *snicker*