Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some... - FML

By Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

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StagGT 13

Friday 8 March 2019 0:44

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 7 March 2019 15:33

Serves you right, you reverse-parking prick! You people gum things up in parking lots by taking forever to do your difficult maneuver which is beyond your skills. Just front in and be done with it!

bloopaloop 27

Thursday 7 March 2019 22:47

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StagGT 13

Friday 8 March 2019 0:44

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