Don't touch me, bitch

By Grace - 14/11/2020 23:02

Today, I found out that when you try to pick up my cat, its response is to let out the most stinky fart it can. FML
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I think you might be confusing a Skunk for your cat...

You think your cat can choose the smell intensity if it's farts?

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You think your cat can choose the smell intensity if it's farts?

My parents had a cat just like that before I was born. He is still legendary in our family. His farts could clear a room in seconds, and my uncles who were just kids thought it was good fun to pick him up and see everyone scatter.

I think you might be confusing a Skunk for your cat...

Pepe LePew couldn't tell the difference... and he was a skunk 🦨 !

"It's", "it"... animals are not things.

technically, even people are things

Ad a cat owner, I’ve done research on this. Cats actually have glands near their anus that, much like skunks, release a foul odor when threatened.

My cat as he's gotten older needs his anal glands expressed regularly because if we don't his farts smell like his asshole has necrosis. And the smell fills the house