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By lfssecond - 30/05/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML

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By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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By Puppy_Killer - 16/12/2020 23:02 - Australia

Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML

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By the_dog_sitter - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML

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By brooklyn0118 - 12/09/2018 15:00

Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

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By byegeorge - 17/08/2012 11:26 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

Today, my dog was run over. The man who ran over my dog was taking his own dog to the emergency vet. As the man awkwardly tried to apologise to me, he said, "Think of the irony". FML

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By coloris - 03/08/2019 00:01

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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Glam_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:07

That's horrible! Poor dogs... I hope they somehow survived. But how did you miss not one, but TWO dogs? Were they little yippy dogs or something? Still, if she was your best friend, you should have known she had dogs, and been on the look out for them. I would say your friend and her dogs lives are way more ****** then yours..

namelessfew 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:07

How in the hell did you manage to do that?!

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Susaluda 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:02

Wow that sucks :( Hopefully her wedding is nice!

DemonicFatty 2

Friday 30 July 2010 5:08

The hardest part is telling her

skilova4lifezzz 19

Wednesday 15 January 2014 18:53

I can understand one, but two? How?

SixthSinEnvy 39

Monday 18 April 2016 2:14

How can her wedding be nice? Two of her dogs possibly died.

Kassad_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:03

oh shit.. thats just fml

22cute 17

Saturday 31 March 2012 5:09

So wait... You just hit one and kept going till you got the other? What?

ilikeboys 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:03

awww...=(

kspy 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:04

poor doggies! that makes me want to cry!! :'(

randomgurl27 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:53

i know right! :'(

NikkiJC 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:04

Omg....that sucks

illeyad 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:04

How could you not notice TWO dogs? I suspect this is fake, there is now ay two dogs were unattended at a wedding. Either than, or you shouldn't be behind the wheel of a car.

Stahn 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:06

Oh wow. Thaaaat sucks. TWO dogs... Yikes.

kwosti 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:07

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

MLuce 3

Friday 6 April 2012 16:37

Hahahahaha, so true

sarahjane666 0

Saturday 4 February 2017 13:30

How the **** is that funny

namelessfew 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:07

How in the hell did you manage to do that?!

Glam_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:07

That's horrible! Poor dogs... I hope they somehow survived. But how did you miss not one, but TWO dogs? Were they little yippy dogs or something? Still, if she was your best friend, you should have known she had dogs, and been on the look out for them. I would say your friend and her dogs lives are way more ****** then yours..

KK3137 31

Saturday 28 September 2013 23:04

I believe OP's problem was that she did not, in fact, miss the dogs.

kittykat1501 31

Sunday 24 January 2016 2:25

miss as in not saw them. unless that was a joke.

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