Family Matters

By whyme102008 - 13/07/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 151 815
You deserved it 8 638

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I think your dad had the right idea but shouldn't have physically assaulted your boyfriend. Hope you dumped his cheating ass.

At least it wasn't your mum you had to bail out after hitting your boyfriend when he made a move on your dad!


I think your dad had the right idea but shouldn't have physically assaulted your boyfriend. Hope you dumped his cheating ass.

i_love_grrr 0

sounds like a Jerry springer elisode

i_love_grrr 0

oops *episode

Trupe 3

Your dad didn't go about this the right way. If you're gonna kick some kids ass, use a ski mask so they can't identify you.....unless he beat his ass as soon as he found out. That wasn't a good idea.

In all honesty i think that I would team up with my dad, and make my moms/boyfriends life miserable. I'd probably be too mad to think straight and make the right choices. how can they even do that to her? grr.

MizzErikaHart 8

epic fml.

Dad ftw. Violence is the answer.

Alex94xela 0

if that were my daughter I would beat my wife and my daughters boyfriend. I would Chris brown her so hard then file for divorce.

Go beat the crap out of your mom now! Your dad is out so now you have someone to bail you out... Lord knows I would!

Epicly funny situation, yet so sad. :C F your dad's life. Also, Alex and Des have the right idea.

Exeedingmango 0

go sleep with your boyfriends dad?

wrong violence is the question, the answer is yes

try the bf's brother if he has one

Vincanety 0

I call bs on this fml

fuck, its the wifes fault too. she fucking cheated on her HUSBAND. I sure hope this wasnt a " dont hurt mahh girl!" when she cheated on him! Your dads a fuckwit, OP.



dad was right he had every right to beat op's bf into a coma.


"Violence" is not the answer. "Violence?" is the question, and the answer is "yes."

chaps93 6

this sh*t cannot be real...

BaMaBelle11 0

OP's dad had every rite 2 beat his ass... OP shuld have got some hits in 2!!! this mite just be a southern thing!!

this is one of those fmls that's so fucked I can't make a pun or joke or mock it withouth feeling like an ass. if this things real sucks to be you..

you and ur dad should go Chris brown on ur mom

juicedboi 7

In the defense of the boyfriend. Even though he is a lowlife, when a beautiful woman offers to have sex with you and your young, you tend not to ask too many questions. The responsibility is more on the mother in this scenario as she should be the mature party. The kid can always break up and move on, the mother can't exactly break up the family and just move on.

no, he did what he had to do

I'm pretty sure this situation was on a TV show I watched before..

ur dad did the right thing! he is man enough unlike ur bf! should be proud of him!

Are you serious? I would have a pretty hard time not beating the shit out some low life douche bag that just cheated on my daughter with my freaking wife. This story pisses me off, OP have your dad contact me so I can help him finish stomping that kid.

FMMFL1992 3

YDI for having a MILF for a mother. JK. but this situation is truly screwed up

I'm surprised he didn't like slap the dog shit out if your mom, then whooped your boyfriends ass. what do you mean fyl, you should've been glad to bail your dad out.

1waytoolive 1

I can hear the banjos in the background as I read this!!

that's fucked

kortknee 0

Thea ????

Flutist 3

210: Youth is a dumbass excuse. Just because you are young does not give you the right to break up a marriage even if the woman says "Take me big boy." You break up with the daughter if you are tempted.

yeah I'd definitely side with your dad on this, at least I understand where he's coming from. even though he probably didn't go about this the right way, it's hard to think straight in the heat of the moment after something like this.

good god that's messed up on so many levels

yak526 0

use propper grammer, I had to read this twice because I was confused.

375 - I agree youth does not equal stupidity

Now what is the question..?

your family is fucked upp

what a cluster f***

decidedlyvague 11

I would never hit a girl, but I'd put the dude in the hospital, and if I go to jail, divorce her immediately after

agreed! her mom is also a low life too for doing it with him! that's just wrong on so many levels!!

cargod05 0

nice skyline

59- finally someone understands lol

Ionodemon1995 0

OP- your life sucks so bad you ruined 196's fun. As a resault for ruining said fun, YDI

Dax_3 2

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

I could not agree more

steelrain0811 0

maybe sex with was good enough he had to see where you got it?

if you are trying to say that OP's bf might have wanted to find out where she got her moves from , so she slept with her mum .. then you sir , are a dumbass :)

Sounds like a joke to me, 22. Don't get your panties in a wad :)

aren't jokes supposed to be funny though??

97- wait, is that a picture of you, that's inside a picture of you, that's inside a picture of you?.... *mind blown*

Lol right 117, how does that work? pretty impressive & OP it's okay, I like Milfs as well :]

Omg Your grammar sucks so bad lol xD what the fuck your trying to say?

wow hard to understand! btw #50 nice car ;)

Transformers! :O

lidemocr 0


chocolemonade 6

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on!!

GuessWhatKids 13

She's all I want and I've waited for so long

Stacy can't you see your just not the girl for me, I know might be wrong but I'm in love with stacys mom lol

well maybe your Moms extrempy pretty? I wouldn't have done it but ehhhh....

Flutist 3

Yes, because someone being pretty is an excuse to cheat.

JacksonCampbell 9

97 - I heard you like pictures, so I gave you a picture of you, so you can take a picture of you while you take a picture of you. Anyone get the reference?

166 - Oh, the irony.

Lulblast 4

It's camera Inception. (I mean the movie, not the actual definition. Grammar Nazis please don't fuck with me.)

make that sense doesn't? :o

166- speak for yourself.

umm 166 milf stands for mother I'd like to fuck. everybody knows that. you learn it fast when that's all your guy friends sat about your mom like they do about mine lol

that sucks. fyl

hope your dad divorces your cheating mom and I hope you dump that sleaz-ball!

cc_the_beast 6

No matter how fucked up you think your family is, there is always a more fucked up family...

18, how does that work? won't you eventually run out of families? There has to be a top fucked up family out there somewhere...

MizzErikaHart 8

maybe if the world stopped reproducing altogether then it could be pinpointed. otherwise there should be no cap on the most fucked up families.

38 that would be the kardashians, or Hiltons.

or whatever miasmic ooze lil wayne crawled his stupid ass out of could be blamed

sk8rchick97 0

damn 3 FMLs in one day:/ that's harsh:/ sorry

when i first glanced at your name/comment i thought it said steve sucks haha

i would like to kno

I hope you gave him a hi-5 as soon as he got out.

Enrique34 0

"Your" funny haha

I hope your gave him a high five?

yeah her dad. I think I would high five him.

NastyNinja31 0

jerry Jerry Jerry

stacy's mom has got it going on...

Is your name Stacy...?

At least it wasn't your mum you had to bail out after hitting your boyfriend when he made a move on your dad!

sweetblossom247 6

Good one!!!

there's always a bright side to things.

jerry Jerry Jerry

2ndSucks 15

Very true, 6. Nicely said.

perdix 29

Does that mean your boyfriend could become your stepdad and you can start to sleep with your dad? In any case, the eyes of Texas are upon you.

her boyfriend slept with her mom so her dad beat up her boyfriend for sleeping with his wife (OP's mom).

jon7688 7

not that difficult

Thanks for clearing that up, 56.

I do what I can.

oh... shoot. I meant to reply to number 7. now who's the idiot. I failed.

Is you name Stacy? You know.. The song.... Nvm..

imavelociraptor 6

You might be a redneck if...

life_sucks225 13

you disgust me

itswhateveridk 0

I don't understand your sentence, I think you are missing an "and."

chrissymari3 1

she meant she bailed her dad out because he beat her boyfriend,,because her boyfriend slept with her mom...

DawnMarie11 0

ahhh shut up

Way to completely miss his point, 25.

25 is just another example of a fuckwit with no sense of humor patrolling a humor website.

wow ... but seriously FYL

25 may I store some of my extra possessions in your skull? it seems to have a lot of extra space

I believe this is a case only Jerry Springer can help with

MusiicForevaax3 5


Or Steve Wilkos; legend. STEVE! STEVE!

Clearly, the mom needed a fix. And clearly, the dad couldn't supply it. And clearly, everyone on here who blames everything on the boyfriend and his "cheating ass" puts no responsibility on the mom. *Smh* Jerry Springer is always amusing

owned247 0


keechigai 0

soo true lol!

Eskeddit 5

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No, her boyfriend is a douchebag. And her mother has serious problems if she thinks it's ok to sleep with her daughters boyfriend.

yeah he pretty much just ruined a marriage, I don't get how that makes him a champion.

I have no idea why you were voted down. I too think he is an epic man.

yea he is defiantly a champ

savanh_fml 0

he definitely is a champ!

bigscarybunny95 0

Same thing happened to me last week!

Yeah, I highly doubt that considering you're fucking ugly.