By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 994
You deserved it 9 037

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Play with his pinky fingers (or his smallest pair of fingers). When he asks you to play with his you-know-what instead, respond with "but these are bigger..."

He found what he's into.

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He found what he's into.

And it isn't gonna be her pants with comments like that

Maybe hell get into a fold .

More cushion for the pushin.

If the truth is rude, so be it!

but he's going to marry her anyway.

Truth is often very rude. I always hate when people say something mean or rude and then defend it by saying they're just being honest. Something may be true, but it doesn't mean it should be spoken out loud. Not saying something hurtful doesn't mean you're being fake it means you have the manners and class to know when something will be hurtful and know when it shouldn't be said. (Sorry, just a pet peeve of mine). I do feel bad for Op and think the boyfriend, although trying to be funny I assume, was in the wrong here. She was annoyed and uncomfortable with what he was doing and he should've respected that or at the very least turned it into a compliment.

#31 he is??? You should inform OP then.

There is nothing you can do, except dump his dumb ass

or maybe you could understand he was probably joking. Jesus people like you must dump people faster than you get skipped on Chat roulette.

I had to try really hard to not burst out laughing in the middle of class. xD Nice one.

Also, I was referring to #9's comment.

I don't know why #15 is getting down voted for saying how #9 comment is so funny. I seriously laughed at that comment.

FML 101: Relationship problem solving. Through several workshops you will learn how to avoid having a healthy relationship like the plague. Prerequisites include: Lack of communication skills, inability to apply critical thinking. Because dumping them is always the answer!

Or lose some weight...

Play with his pinky fingers (or his smallest pair of fingers). When he asks you to play with his you-know-what instead, respond with "but these are bigger..."

Their you go....XD

Would only make sense if it is true, wouldn't it? Otherwise it is not even funny.

He's not exactly subtle is he?

Op you should lighten up sometimes guys are just silly with the girl they love I'm sure he really cares about you and loves you just try not to take things so personally

Well you need to be fluffy in Canada and maybe he is into that

Hey, at least he accepts you

Can she accept that he is a "chubby chaser"??