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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 17:21 - United States - Latrobe

Today, while refereeing a soccer game, I was accused of being racist, blind, and a fascist by spectators. The game was played by a group of third graders. FML

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By Tennisplayer - 10/02/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

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By nj - 10/02/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By y0uw1shy0ukn3wm3 - 09/10/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was refereeing a kid's soccer game, and noticed that on the field next to me was a referee I hated working with. I told the other referee I was working with that he was the laziest and most dumbass referee I had ever worked with. She then slapped me, and told me that it was her grandpa. FML

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By TheJoker - 12/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped, grabbed the ball for the kid and went to hand it to him. He then yelled, "Stranger danger!" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30 minutes. FML

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Shame! Shame! Shame!

By Clive81 - 17/02/2015 20:02 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

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By Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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frootloop25 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:08

HAHAHAHA. Oh mannn that's horrible...I don't think you deserve it though...thats a horrible coincidence.

manoverboard 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:13

My coach did that last season! We laughed the entire game...

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frootloop25 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:08

HAHAHAHA. Oh mannn that's horrible...I don't think you deserve it though...thats a horrible coincidence.

SodapopCurtisGal 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 21:16

Wow. That would be horrible. But im glad you shared, made my day. THANKS

Trevv 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 4:47

Sounds like the kind of faux pas I would make...

ARScratch 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 3:00

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

fishing12345 2

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:19

Frootloopz

Po1ntBlank 0

Monday 3 October 2011 10:47

like one time there was 5 seconds left in a game, and i yelled 5 secs! -_-

Po1ntBlank 0

Monday 3 October 2011 10:47

like one time there was 5 seconds left in a game, and i yelled 5 secs! -_-

4Legend 0

Monday 2 January 2012 4:45

178/179 - Its even worse the second time

ShadowRaptor 9

Tuesday 2 July 2013 19:48

Turns out he wasn't wearing a shirt

dontmindme7 9

Monday 26 October 2015 14:44

he deserved it, cause if all of the other team is wearing yellow, why in the world we he say that...

Richieq212 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:10

maybe they thought you were calling him a simpson?

htownlove 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 1:08

lol u made me laugh so much

GiddyXD 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 14:29

same here broo. :3

lionkat456 28

Thursday 27 June 2013 2:46

That's exactly what I thought when I heard yellow person XD

ejvlols 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:10

nothings better than good old fashoined racism XD i can totaly see that happening

ZleveL 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:25

:0 nice pic =O 8====3 ~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~

Sprocket 5

Tuesday 5 April 2011 18:54

Someone hasn't gotten laid.

Evildude 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:09

Hahaha that is great FYL

accident_prone1 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:11

hahahahah thats horrible. But they shouldn't be so sensitve..... or they shouldn't put him in yellow shirts.

iMuffinKat 16

Friday 1 January 2016 7:40

I don't think they're sensitive at all for thinking OP was being racist. Anyone could think he/she was. It's just something you can just put together. Pretty obvious.