Kids, Parenting and Childfree: The talk

The talk

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 06:00

Today, I asked my husband if we could start talking about kids. He said sure, so we talked about kids. Then I asked if we could maybe start trying to have kids, and he said, “Absolutely fucking not, are you mad? What’s wrong with you?” FML

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Different goals

By Baby bird - 23/05/2021 11:01

Today, I asked my husband if it was a good time to think about having kids. His response was, "ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NEVER." I’ve always wanted to be a mom and he knows that. I feel like I’ve wasted my life. FML

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Time for a conversation

By Anonymous - 25/07/2023 15:00

Today, after spending a great day with my nieces, I turned to my husband to ask him if maybe we should start trying to get pregnant like we both agreed we wanted to multiple times. Before the words even left my mouth he said, “God they were exhausting, thank God were not having kids.” FML

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Plans

By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 02:30

Today, we saw a woman with two out-of-control children. As we walked away, my husband said to me, “Disgusting, I’m glad we’re never having children.” News to me, he'd always said he wanted a kid before we married. An uncomfortable conversation is imminent, damn it. FML

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You deserved it 217

Baby baby

By Anonymous - 12/12/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and I have been in the same massive argument for two weeks. We agreed when we were dating that we couldn’t think of anything worse than having kids, we married on the basis we would never want kids. Now, a year later, she wants a baby. FML

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You deserved it 209

Surpriiiiiiise…

By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 12:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he might want kids one day, and he most definitely does not. In fact, he even thanked me for reminding him we need to stock up on condoms when we go shopping, plus he’s even considering a vasectomy just to make sure. I’m already pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 774

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 17:01

Today, I asked my husband to talk and he got the most tired and “Here we go again” look and then asked what he’d done wrong this time. Apparently, I get mad at him so often that now every time we talk, he immediately assumes he did something wrong. I think I’m a horrible wife. FML

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You deserved it 1 840

Too late

By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 03:00

Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML

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You deserved it 140

By StillTooYoung - 20/01/2013 13:13 - United States - Louisville

Today, I was discussing with my husband how it was time I stopped taking birth control so we could have a baby. He looked at me and said sincerely, "We're a little young to be having kids, don't you think?". He's 35 and I'm 32. FML

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Overreaction, but still…

By Anonymous - 18/06/2023 10:00

Today, and because our relationship is getting serious, I asked my boyfriend about his stance on having kids one day. He practically projectile vomited on the carpet, which is probably not a good sign. FML

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Can't be bothered, TBH

By bummer.. - 02/03/2013 06:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML

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You deserved it 5 808

Razath 17

Wednesday 31 May 2023 8:46

The story makes it sound like it's the first time you have this conversation, or did one of you change your minds since? This is one of those points that can destroy a marriage, so should definitely be held before taking the vows. Please tell us this isn't the first time you talked about it.

joseph_rod_05 14

Wednesday 31 May 2023 18:44

there’s a million reasons to NOT have kids, listen to his rationale

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Razath 17

Wednesday 31 May 2023 8:46

joseph_rod_05 14

Wednesday 31 May 2023 18:44

there’s a million reasons to NOT have kids, listen to his rationale

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 31 May 2023 23:55

Kids aren't worth the embarrassment and crippling debt. Get a dog or a cat, instead.

core01 30

Friday 2 June 2023 4:14

It's too late for you to have the talk AFTER marriage. Your choices are divorce or no kids. Do NOT force him to have kids after he's made it clear he doesn't want them.

Hangryko 31

Friday 2 June 2023 7:07

If you had this talk with him before marriage and he changed his mind now, FYL. If you didn't and hoped to convince him this late in the marriage, YDI. Which is it, OP?