By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 08:08 - United States - Seattle
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Natural
By arbiter3 - 04/04/2011 10:13
Nice husband you've got there…
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Quick, hide!
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Are you lonesome tonight?
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Meat Market
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Mask off
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MY EYES
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Doing his part
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Going nowhere fast
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How appropriate
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Love is loud
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How very dare you!
By mrniceguy - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Not an ally, then
By acorn - 08/08/2009 23:59 - United States
Scary!
By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
Bad idea
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Poor little guy
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By Tuck_My_Life - 03/08/2009 05:15 - United States
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OP here. Yeah, so first off all of you who are bitching at me about the whole mastercard thing... I don't frequent this website enough to know which formats are enjoyable for those that do nothing and read this site, and those that do not. So if you're mad about that... I really couldn't care less. I honestly don't know which part of this thing is worse though... my girlfriend (who is away for school) cheating on me, or a good portion of the web junkies on this site telling me that I'm making it up.
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I feel the need to clear up some of this discussion! First of all--thanks to all these anon. people for defending me. I honestly submitted this immediately after getting the phone call @ 8:30 am, never thinking it'd be posted. Secondly-- is he a bad guy? No. I'm sure if being a cop is what he wants to do, and has his heart in it, he'll do great at his job. As far as the disrespect: it got to a point where I wasn't valued as a person, and some very vulgar, vile, rude and hurtful things were said/done to me, that wouldn't have been done if I was respected for who I am. If I was seen as a human with a heart and feelings, these things wouldn't have been done. Can I say that this will never happen to another female? No. Do I think he's pure evil? No. Saying bad things would have been purely vengeful and ruined a potential career. Also, I wasn't listed a reference, they required names and phone numbers of "significant relationships"--- I was asked if there was ever an assault between us, and about his moral character. That's it. I've had a seriously great laugh over realizing this was actually posted, and loved reading all the comments. Thanks!