By fmyhabit - 15/04/2011 05:34 - United States

Spicy
Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 819
You deserved it 57 290

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

don't lie you just wanted to hear her voice

YDI for having the phone that close to you... unless you were using it? Had it on vibrate?

Comments

he was doing something with an ass...

so she didnt hang up...

Dinner should be fun.:p

Andrea nice tits.

Nathan nice compliment. You should use that one next time you're at the club. See how far it gets you. And make sure you don't accidentally pocket dial while rubbing the trouser snake to FML profile pictures.

Andreas post # is the same as her number in her name :9 AND NICE TITSSS

95,91 you're both fucking losers. you should suck each other in a homoerotic 69 so you get head at least once before you die.

YDI for masturbating to mobile porn.

I hope she didnt try to seduce him after he was done that would have been sad lol

Sounds more like a FHL to me... "Today, my brother butt-dialed me while masturbating..." Yeah, that sounds worse to me.

Hah, k fallo!!! Epic!!!

I agree with 129 D:

Hhahahah, that sucks! I've pocket dialed my mom when I told her I was with a friend and I was with other people smoking a blunt hahahah. I feel your pain sorta.

yumm .. thatsounds fun , im sure there wont be awkward being within a 3 feet radius of her .. hmm

lol sam here ...but i noticed before she figurd it out muhaha

#1 what's up with your picture..looks like ur in a shower...?

I love your pick

don't lie you just wanted to hear her voice

lololololololololol

Incest much?

gross, have you HEARD his sisters voice lately? ;O

bet she thought that was hot!

You never know, those Mormons are a strange people...

That's why nobody in Utah will marry a virgin. "If she's not good enough for her family she's not good enough for ours. "

13, nicely put.....

ah, the good ol' Mormons. What would we do without them?

smart smart smart smart smart. not dumb dumb dumb dumb

All of your views on Mormons are horribly wrong -_-

79: How the fuck would you know? You're the damn pope, thus Catholic

ok polygamy is bad, but How can you not live guys with magical hats ; ~ ; wiizzaaarrrdddsss

Because I'm Mormon you dipshit. it's a screen name I've always used, shut the fuck up, like your screen name HAS to mean anything important. What would you have said if my screen name is ImThePresident? Nothing different I assume. It's a dumb name people use, so chill -_-

74- I love you and your South Park reference.

What the he'll are you talking about a magic hat idiot! I have never heard of that before, if you don't want to believe the truth fine! Just quit making up crap stories to make you feel better!!!

Hahahahaha fuckin Mormons xD I say as I smoke a cig. I would never be able to follow a religion made up by a cattle theif (yes Joseph was a cattle theif)

Thirteen witnesses, magic hats, and cattle molestation? Sounds like a satanic conspiracy.

I'm a Mormon, and proud to be one too. But it appears to me that you dont know ANYTHING 'bout the LDS religion, so I'm going to kindly ask you to not talk if you dont know anything bout us, because it's pretty obvious that you don't!

144- I like how you cuss yet Mormons arn't suppose to lol

YDI for having the phone that close to you... unless you were using it? Had it on vibrate?

Oh he had it on vibrate all right. Vibrate on the highest setting.

Like a self-employed Birmingham Booty Call...

He pocket dialed her, so it was in his pocket. I don't know about you, but I keep my phone in my pocket when I'm not using it.

Not while masturbating. Why wear pants/shorts anyway... nudity all the way! :p

Fuck your sister's life. She must have got a nice disturbing mental picture of you.

nahh. she was probably pleasuring herself on the other end

it's only a fhl if he was awkwardly moaning her name.

You know, I thought this was a YDI, but it doesn't sound like she hung up....

Well, OP, just be thankful it wasn't an iPhone 4 and called her on FaceTime....if it was, oh my god fuck both of your lives.

Then it'd just be twice as funny!

I'd be more thankful for the fact that iPhones don't pocket dial :)

you would be surprised what evil things iPhones can do. never doubt them!

Most evil thing my iPhone has ever done is autocorrect "fucking" to "ducking".

actually iPhones do pocket dial.... I've done it several times ~_~ also been pocket dialed from one too

reading this on my iphone4

My dad's iPhone pocket dials... it's possessed.

your comment did make me laugh, but still, his phone was in his pocket

Funny thing is I know you do it constantly. Fuck your habit indeed.

oh pleaaase, everyone masturbates, get over it.

how could you pocket dial her if you had no pockets

is this a male or female?

it took way too many comments before someone pointed this out..

you don't have to masturbate naked

^ This. I simply open my zipper, bring out my gun, and play with it until it start shooting. :p

exactly what I thought!!!

Could have been worse. Could've been your Grandma. We've all seen that movie!

haha American Pie?!? lmao

hahahahahahahahahaha best part of the whole movie