By SirDirtyRedD - 25/01/2014 01:03 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I found my little brother breathing heavily and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me intensely and said "Breathing in all the oxygen so you can't have any and die." 5ML
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SirDirtyRedD 15

i would just like to make a point that he is only six he has plenty of time to make better plans lol

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Norja 33

I get the feeling he's not too fond of you..

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Zezombye_fml 4

So he would die too, because there'd be no more oxygen ? Hmmm, he's ready to die to kill you.

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Norja 33

I get the feeling he's not too fond of you..

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Ambient25 24

I wonder what his idea for a "birthday present" is for his big brother...

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GEBEH 14

I Wonder when humans develop a conscience, cause it sure seems like there are alot of murderous children out there who just are to dumb to succeed!

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SirDirtyRedD 15

@ #14 and #23 your comments just made my night thank you

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xBethanyC 15

You should tell him that it's possible to overdose on oxygen. Maybe he'll believe it and hold his breath until he passes out.

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kangx1 28

Wtf is 5ML? 5 is not even close to F lol

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kangx1 28

Oh sorry I actually didn't know thank you :)

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martialart1st18 19

Oh my goodness I had been wondering what the **** was wrong with FML all day

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feitan98 13

This has nothing to do with the fml but the person you have on your account pic (sasuke) is nothing but a dumb ass traitorous bitch that can't even use the power that is literally handed to him without dying 3 times against against Killer B when B isn't even trying. Go find an actual naruto character that actually does something (not Sakura she is the most worthless bitch on the show)

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AlwaysWatching 27

I have never seen an emoji on FML before....

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ThatFancyPenn 18

This.. This is revolutionary for FML

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BirdieCurls 25

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Zezombye_fml 4

So he would die too, because there'd be no more oxygen ? Hmmm, he's ready to die to kill you.

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Allornone 35

something tells me the brother is very young, or not that bright (or both). either way, it's clear he didn't think this little plan all the way through.

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patrickalamo 47

Tell him very rapid breaths would do it. He will hyperventilate and pass out. Went he wakes play dead.

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jenjen2633 17

Or better yet, when he wakes up, play dead then pretend to be a zombie or a demon or something

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iluvFMLs15 19

Well on the bright side, at least he's only trying to suck in all the air so that you don't have any and die vs him actually trying to kill you. then, we'd have a serious problem.

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JACKxRAWR 22

It's a gateway form of attempted murder though...

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ElricMustang 23

And if it doesn't work, you don't know what else he'll try to get the job done...

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iluvFMLs15 19

Just looking on the brighter side of things :)

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godfathermock 19

hmmm, i would not allow for him to take any science classes.

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DanielleinDC 33

Actually, it's better that he does--so he can learn that breathing heavily will do him more harm than it does his brother. Sorry you have such a rotten little brother, OP.

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Thunderstruck14 30

Yes, but he will learn much more about how to actually harm someone. Don't let him near the dangerous chemicals!

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Well if that's his way of killing you, you're safe for now :)

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Godsofdracos 15

I think he took persistence is key... Just a bit to literal.

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chutney_02 22

Anyone remember that Simpsons episode where Bart pretends to have that fake marriage for presents and all the guests die from lack of oxygen?

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