Miscellaneous: Today, a repairman woke me up so he could change the filter in...

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, a repairman woke me up so he could change the filter in my furnace. This would have been fine, except he didn't wake me up until he was already in my room, where I was sleeping naked. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2011 03:21 - China

Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML

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Dirty work

By Anonymous - 18/07/2021 19:01 - United States - Bettendorf

Today, I was woken up ungodly early by my dad, who didn't give me even 5 seconds to wake up before barking orders at me to clean the septic tank screen, because it was clogged, but he needed to go to work. Conveniently, he'd already had a shower and "didn't notice" the gurgling toilet until he was done. FML

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Check yourself

By Anonymous - 18/03/2021 14:58 - United States - Bothell

Today, the dorm above me had their toilet pipe break and leak through my ceiling, so I have to move rooms. The worst part was I answered the door to let the repairman in while I was in pajamas, but he looked uncomfortable. I didn't notice until he left that my 'thing' was poking out. FML

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By mike oxsmall - 16/06/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

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Heavy sleeper

By PolarBear2020 - 27/07/2021 21:58

Today, maintenance was supposed to come in to replace my broken washer. I worked late last night until 4 AM, and then dozed off. I slept so soundly that they managed to enter the apartment, haul away the broken washer, and install the new one, all while I was fast asleep in the next room. FML

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Chill out, dude

By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 02:00

Today, on my first day off in months, my stepdad woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn, screaming at me to “get my lazy ass up” and start doing some chores. I guess pretending to still be asleep didn’t make him to go away, because I then felt hot water seeping through the blankets and onto my legs. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By mountains - 19/11/2012 00:47 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

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Close call

By Anonymous - 31/10/2024 04:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML

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By nixwolfwood - 19/12/2016 21:14

Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML

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Friday 11 December 2009 9:25

Eh, just for the heck of it, second? Also, why didn't you lock the door before going to bed? Lucky for you it wasn't a rapist/burglar.

spacebar1 0

Friday 11 December 2009 9:23

sleeping naked FTW.

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spacebar1 0

Friday 11 December 2009 9:23

sleeping naked FTW.

bonertastic 0

Friday 11 December 2009 11:55

sounds like the beginning to every porno i have ever seen. http://myawkwardlovelife.com

deathmajestic 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:59

the true question is once you were awake was he smiling? was your blanket removed? did he have a boner and and a small wet spot on his shorts? did your ass hurt? if you answer yes to any of these,..- -be afraid, be very afraid

Neorecon19 18

Thursday 7 July 2011 15:32

Talk about servicing =o

Denikk 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:08

USA? sue him

humorizer 14

Friday 11 December 2009 9:25

Eh, just for the heck of it, second? Also, why didn't you lock the door before going to bed? Lucky for you it wasn't a rapist/burglar.

spacebar1 0

Friday 11 December 2009 9:26

True, how the hell did he just walk into your house?

girlygirl666 0

Friday 11 December 2009 9:37

A repairman just walks into your house, and then into your room, and then he wakes you up?? You seem to be just a little too ok with that...

Starfire22 5

Friday 11 December 2009 9:49

Yea, I wouldn't be ok with that...

smurfsarwales 9

Tuesday 6 November 2012 20:10

Yes, she was absolutely fine with it. That's why she posted this on FML.

Squadoosh 0

Friday 11 December 2009 9:39

That would be so freaky for someone to just walk into your house, and wake you up. He must have been really determined to change your filter. When repairmen come to my house, and I am asleep or not home, they just leave a note and leave.

crazy_vet_tech 10

Friday 11 December 2009 9:43

this is kind of like what happened to me at school, my roommates let the repairmen in but didnt mention that I was upstairs sleeping and I wake up hearing the repair guys talking right outside my door...I was so thanksul that I was wearing something halfway decent...so yeah, it can happen, and it sucks when it does

YayAmerica 0

Friday 11 December 2009 9:54

Bow chicka wow wow.

containsnosoy 0

Friday 11 December 2009 9:54

Obviously this isn't the whole story. Putting aside it being creepy if he had just randomly walked into your room, people don't just show up without an appointment.