Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML
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babyteef
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At least he was honest and didn't make some "its not you its me" excuse..
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Pfrmbrzl
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at least he wasn't leading you on..
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ncurtsak
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sucks bad
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goldenone
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average guy. if you can't handle it date a chick.
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imaginaryvoice
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Well... 1 outta 3 isn't bad.
Lol it's pretty bad... Sorry OP
Lol it's pretty bad... Sorry OP
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rohosoccer08
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thst sucks but at least he didn't just keep sleeping with you and not care about you
FAFP
FAFP
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iamchuck
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I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you. Now don't be sad.....
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seanders
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This guy is the closest thing you find to "sweet" these days. Most would just fuck you until one of yous had enough
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ey3seecold
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I'm more like my heart and mind wants u but my penis don't want to hurt u. !
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fertie226
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at least he broke it off instead of cheating...things could be worse
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buddybudda
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haha, well at least he told you honestly and didn't cheat on you. your ex sounds like a good person I think i'm to go get drunk with him, and hit up a club. life is to short not to party.
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Ms_Jessie22
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Ew skype has bad memories for me. Some pervert messaged me and wanted me to skype naked with him.
He was like 25. I'm 15. D:
He was like 25. I'm 15. D:
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MasterX_fml
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I thought you were an adult when i saw your pic.
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Ms_Jessie22
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Me? Haha nope :)
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rohosoccer08
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haha half the people on here are kids
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littlemissdqgirl
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it's really sad, but 13 is kinda right. My fiancé was telling me just this morning about a guy that's just f***ing his girl that he's no longer interested in cuz he cant think of a reason to leave her. The not having intrest anymore would be reason enough for me. Be glad you don't have that guy.
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jenknee1989
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that sucks
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rohosoccer08
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huh?^
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bARbi3_d0Ll
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that's sad OP but at least he somewhat cared for you
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littleteapot
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32- maybe that was a hint for you?
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tampabayfan
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lol
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Horney4her69
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it wants what it wants..
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iAmLol_fml
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LOL OMG ROFL BBQ THIS IS HILARIOUS
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11colio11
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Off with his heads!
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lilwaynerockz_fml
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sucks bad probably like she does. oooooh
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CapnAwesome
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Is it mean if I actually find that quote funny? :D I also do feel bad for OP.
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Pfrmbrzl
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at least he wasn't leading you on..
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ozkalukaas
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bow Chicago bow wow
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ironwords
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71 I hope that was a pun. it's chicka
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babyteef
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At least he was honest and didn't make some "its not you its me" excuse..
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Blue_Coconuts
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Hey one time it really wasn't her and was me. She was in love with me, and as much as I wanted to, I just couldn't fall in love with her, there was just something missing. So I broke it off to be fair to her.
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babyteef
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Well luckily I haven't heard that excuse, but that seems to make you one of the exceptions, coconuts o'Blue. I've used that before too {^ o ^}
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littlemissdqgirl
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I've had the same prob as 8. The guy was really great in every way. I loved him, but wasn't in love with him. I didn't want to hurt him, but I wasn't being fair staying with him. It happens.
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iamchuck
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Nice of him to not want to hurt you. Good guy. He could have douche and just cheated on you.
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knibbsy
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I hope it was a video chat, and he was using visual aids.
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Sparkiee93
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At least he maintained a sense of humor. :)
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CODplayer4lyfe
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A very poetic one at that.
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kassie17
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Look on the bright side, it made us laugh. :D
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abbi96x
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hahahahahahaha thats funny
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eazyeeze
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Tell him- " The world is full of colorful diseases, just waiting for your penis!"
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SexiLade22
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Lk on the Bright side OP.. I'm sure there are many men that have heads, hearts and penis's that want you!!! NO WORRIES! At least your not wasting ur time on a relationship that was going No Where!
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babyteef
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haha I love sexilade for what she did with "look"