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Maybe OP is a ginger? Since we have no soul and are evil, you know..
Hey! I'm a Ginger and I don't think there's anything wrong with having no soul. I for one find it convenient to have Satan on speed dial. Furthermore the health plan is wonderful and it includes dental. although I do find it annoying how few attractive, muscular gingers like myself there are.
That's what you get for wearing those red contacts to work. Overly religious people may take that way too seriously.
you should have made her a sandwich filled with capsules of tranquilizers. that would have showed her.
shall I start the list...?
gingers:D
12&15 i hav ginger friends!!! :O My bf is a very attractive muscular ginger at that ;p!!! my bf doesnt have a soul... i stole that a looonnggg time ago. I steal gingers souls when they sleep then i give them to my father. Funny thing is, ima brunette
82 - no shit Sherlock. I even said "we" meaning I am one
probably the horns, piercings, & the split young gave OP away
hey no fair, I won't be giving my soul to the dark lord until April 30th. Lucky.
In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas, Luciferi Excelsi.
88 - Not everybody is as brainless as you.
88 if people didn't notice, my comment wouldn't have gotten so many thumbs up :)
lmao nice onee
No shit! That was the whole point of her comment!
My previous comment was directed at #82.
82 dont tell her to **** off! it was kind of her comment. dumbass...
or are you ...
The reason op is making this an FML is because her cover got blown. Satan doesn't take well to that.
^ A trashy song.
what the hell! :)
really? that sucks for me, acid already brought on my schizophrenia, but I'm gonna be the coolest crazy old person
lifes a dream when ur old
I wonder if OP and I work at the same place!!
Why didn't you play along?
win 53!
I love the elderly.
I can't decide of I hate babies or really old people more. -_-
I loved old people too, til I had to work with them. This FML is legit my job!!
OP works for a bank.
Or, according to the internet, he/she must be a lawyer. :D
Bible Salesman. The Dark Master appreciates irony.
@7 awesome movie reference
Drag me to hell?
After sucking up a half-hour of the time you have left on Earth, did you consider that maybe she's the devil's messenger taking your soul to Hell? Satan can be very tricky that way.
Full patch. :)
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What did you do to make her think that?
Maybe OP is a ginger? Since we have no soul and are evil, you know..