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Hey! I'm a Ginger and I don't think there's anything wrong with having no soul. I for one find it convenient to have Satan on speed dial. Furthermore the health plan is wonderful and it includes dental. although I do find it annoying how few attractive, muscular gingers like myself there are.

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That's what you get for wearing those red contacts to work. Overly religious people may take that way too seriously.

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12&15 i hav ginger friends!!! :O My bf is a very attractive muscular ginger at that ;p!!! my bf doesnt have a soul... i stole that a looonnggg time ago. I steal gingers souls when they sleep then i give them to my father. Funny thing is, ima brunette

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Today, I was fired from my job when an old lady thought I was Satan's messenger coming to take her soul to hell, and I went along with it. Totally worth it! FML

After sucking up a half-hour of the time you have left on Earth, did you consider that maybe she's the devil's messenger taking your soul to Hell? Satan can be very tricky that way.

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