By rawr - 20/04/2011 14:15

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 361
You deserved it 3 576

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Im_An_FML_User 0

What did you do to make her think that?

Maybe OP is a ginger? Since we have no soul and are evil, you know..


Im_An_FML_User 0

What did you do to make her think that?

Maybe OP is a ginger? Since we have no soul and are evil, you know..

Hey! I'm a Ginger and I don't think there's anything wrong with having no soul. I for one find it convenient to have Satan on speed dial. Furthermore the health plan is wonderful and it includes dental. although I do find it annoying how few attractive, muscular gingers like myself there are.

That's what you get for wearing those red contacts to work. Overly religious people may take that way too seriously.

you should have made her a sandwich filled with capsules of tranquilizers. that would have showed her.

Jrefinne 7

12&15 i hav ginger friends!!! :O My bf is a very attractive muscular ginger at that ;p!!! my bf doesnt have a soul... i stole that a looonnggg time ago. I steal gingers souls when they sleep then i give them to my father. Funny thing is, ima brunette

Snowstar 0

Anyone notice that 12 is, in fact, a ginger?

82 - no shit Sherlock. I even said "we" meaning I am one

Snowstar 0

Fu** off, I was notifying the people that had no idea.

probably the horns, piercings, & the split young gave OP away

hey no fair, I won't be giving my soul to the dark lord until April 30th. Lucky.

In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas, Luciferi Excelsi.

88 - Not everybody is as brainless as you.

88 if people didn't notice, my comment wouldn't have gotten so many thumbs up :)

No shit! That was the whole point of her comment!

82 dont tell her to **** off! it was kind of her comment. dumbass...

The reason op is making this an FML is because her cover got blown. Satan doesn't take well to that.

Takador 3

Judas Juda-ah-ah Judas Juda-ah-ah Judas Juda-ah-ah Judas Gaga-ah

ImaWiseGuy 5

old people are lucky, it's like they don't need acid to trip....

andres19 0

as you age acid is distributed into your system as your body slowly corrodes,

really? that sucks for me, acid already brought on my schizophrenia, but I'm gonna be the coolest crazy old person

I wonder if OP and I work at the same place!!

cynide 13

ohh gosh, old people are so funny

agsilver 14

I just have one thing to say to the OP: are you sure?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Aww no that would be mean :(. I love old people lol.

Heather_x0x0 6

hahaha!!! that woulda been more funny #5!

awardZu 0

Today, I was fired from my job when an old lady thought I was Satan's messenger coming to take her soul to hell, and I went along with it. Totally worth it! FML

I can't decide of I hate babies or really old people more. -_-

I loved old people too, til I had to work with them. This FML is legit my job!!

perdix 29

After sucking up a half-hour of the time you have left on Earth, did you consider that maybe she's the devil's messenger taking your soul to Hell? Satan can be very tricky that way.